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Spatula
HA, I found a fifth board
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/11/2002 10:47:03 PM | Message Detail
yeah, not hardly anyone there yet either
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes of his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: NinjaMaster | Posted: 2/12/2002 3:53:28 AM | Message Detail
Well, I don't believe that for a second.
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Anyway, when kids today want to say "That's ok, man" they say: "It's all green beans, diggity dawg!"~Turd
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From: Zazcallabah | Posted: 2/12/2002 9:25:24 AM | Message Detail
...neither do I!
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Misspelled Word Suggestions
Zazcallabah: Asocial, Spacial, Apical, Avalanche...
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/12/2002 4:51:08 PM | Message Detail
you don't have too, scum has been there, so blah
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes of his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 2/12/2002 8:32:51 PM | Message Detail
That was the fifth board?
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/12/2002 9:57:16 PM | Message Detail
yeah, it's in my special see, I didn't relize it for a while
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes of his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: Superrodan | Posted: 2/13/2002 5:21:36 AM | Message Detail
I don't trust Scum like yourself. :)
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Theo
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/13/2002 3:47:43 PM | Message Detail
you don't trust Scum?
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 2/13/2002 9:21:57 PM | Message Detail
The Scum!
From: Cow Lover | Posted: 2/13/2002 9:28:59 PM | Message Detail
What's the name of the board? Or is it banned too?
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The Cow says: ROO!
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/14/2002 2:08:53 PM | Message Detail
Nah, it's not band, but it's another utensil
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: Horse Face | Posted: 2/14/2002 2:22:08 PM | Message Detail
Give me a range of 500 numbers eg 700-1200 that it is in between - not exactly giving it away is it?
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Go outside and do something really dumb. Then, when you screw up for real, it won't feel so bad.
From: Scum | Posted: 2/14/2002 3:06:22 PM | Message Detail
I refuse to belive that there is a utensil with that name.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/14/2002 3:57:04 PM | Message Detail
quiet scum, yes there is, and band=banned
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: LiZerAuTi | Posted: 2/14/2002 6:05:32 PM | Message Detail
Theres a 5th board? have you found the original 4 though?
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"Hey, he insulted me! He called me Cheif Piggum.... oh wait, now I get it, ha ha ha!" -Chief Wiggum
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/14/2002 10:03:17 PM | Message Detail
spork
that evil word
spatula
egg beater
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 2/14/2002 10:17:24 PM | Message Detail
Egg beater? Wow, I still have to find that one. I wish Eggbeater had a title more like that, that's pretty cool. </annoying>

<annoying>
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/15/2002 2:12:19 AM | Message Detail
yes you are
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 2/15/2002 7:03:19 AM | Message Detail
Yes, and I reopened the tag so you can expect more journeys down the road of annoyance.
From: NinjaMaster | Posted: 2/15/2002 11:13:48 AM | Message Detail
*takes a left on the road of annoyance*
Oh I'm off to see the wizard!
Blah blah blah blah blah
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Anyway, when kids today want to say "That's ok, man" they say: "It's all green beans, diggity dawg!"~Turd
‡FFT UnLegend‡ <Message Detail Hater>
From: Scum | Posted: 2/15/2002 2:54:07 PM | Message Detail
No, the left fork goes to the forest of DooM!
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/15/2002 4:04:16 PM | Message Detail
what about the right one?
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 2/15/2002 4:11:25 PM | Message Detail
That one goes to the Mountain of DooM.
From: LiZerAuTi | Posted: 2/15/2002 9:51:24 PM | Message Detail
whats the name of dat board?
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"Hey, he insulted me! He called me Cheif Piggum.... oh wait, now I get it, ha ha ha!" -Chief Wiggum
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/16/2002 9:57:29 AM | Message Detail
dat, what's dat?
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 2/16/2002 11:48:46 AM | Message Detail
dat. abbr. Dative.
da·tive Grammar. adj. Abbr. dat. 1. Of, relating to, or being the grammatical case that in some Indo-European languages, such as Latin and Russian, as well as in some non-Indo-European languages, marks the recipient of action and is used with prepositions or other function words corresponding in meaning to English to and for.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/16/2002 11:57:39 AM | Message Detail
so, whats the name of "Of, relating to, or being the grammatical case that in some Indo-European languages, such as Latin and Russian, as well as in some non-Indo-European languages, marks the recipient of action and is used with prepositions or other function words corresponding in meaning to English to and for" board?

geeze, i don't know
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: LiZerAuTi | Posted: 2/16/2002 2:25:33 PM | Message Detail
I type quickly, so sometimes I use abbreviations, or slang as some would call it.

Dat = That

anyway whats dat link?
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"Hey, he insulted me! He called me Cheif Piggum.... oh wait, now I get it, ha ha ha!" -Chief Wiggum
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/16/2002 5:37:23 PM | Message Detail
no, dat=Of, relating to, or being the grammatical case that in some Indo-European languages, such as Latin and Russian, as well as in some non-Indo-European languages, marks the recipient of action and is used with prepositions or other function words corresponding in meaning to English to and for.
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 2/17/2002 11:56:31 AM | Message Detail
It's true. It's all right here in the dictionary.
From: ROYALTY | Posted: 2/17/2002 1:15:32 PM | Message Detail
OK. You claim to have found a fifth board. Give the URL. Give the board number. I want to see this SPECIAL BOARD 5.
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ALL FOUR SECRET BOARDS
Spork, Eggbeater, Spatula, and *******
From: Cyber Commando | Posted: 2/17/2002 1:29:53 PM | Message Detail
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=5369
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Screw COPPA. General of the GameFAQs Liberation Army and Defender of GW, BRM, Eddie Vedder, DiscoStu, PDLink, EAP, and Speed King.
From: ROYALTY | Posted: 2/17/2002 2:20:30 PM | Message Detail
That is not a SPECIAL BOARD like this place. A gameplay board without a top 10 list is a secret board but not a special like here.
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ALL FOUR SECRET BOARDS
Spork, Eggbeater, Spatula, and *******
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/17/2002 10:29:01 PM | Message Detail
Royality, you confuse me, go back to Europe
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: HighwayMonkey | Posted: 2/18/2002 1:54:51 AM | Message Detail
Hehehe.....

And no, ROYALTY, sorry. You're not allowed to see the 5th board.
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My pants are up to my nipples and I'm damn proud of it!.
<Official RI Bitter Old Man>
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/18/2002 10:45:32 AM | Message Detail
hey Highway Monkey. Yeah, we want to preserve this board so it doesn't get overrunned by idoits like these 4 did.
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 2/18/2002 11:30:33 AM | Message Detail
But I'm already there.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/18/2002 1:14:09 PM | Message Detail
but your cool scum, this royalty...ah forget it
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: XThe UnknownX | Posted: 2/18/2002 9:05:27 PM | Message Detail
Im the only one at the real fifth board, Toaster oven.

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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/18/2002 9:50:58 PM | Message Detail
shhh, quiet
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You say we can't be controlled anymore, I agree...*takes off his thong*...Down with these communist idea of underwear, everybody follow!!!
From: zoips | Posted: 2/20/2002 5:05:43 PM | Message Detail
There is no board entitled Toaster Oven in the first 25895 boards. Should I be checking the negative range as well?
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http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/059.htm You are next, ****er
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/20/2002 9:05:37 PM | Message Detail
maybe ~_o
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: Scum | Posted: 2/20/2002 10:14:30 PM | Message Detail
There are 32,767. You missed a few thousand.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/20/2002 11:05:24 PM | Message Detail
I thought there were more
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: zoips | Posted: 2/21/2002 1:11:32 AM | Message Detail
There. Scanned to 32768, the max range of the signed integer. No Toaster Oven.

On to -32768.
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http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/059.htm You are next, ****er
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From: Scum | Posted: 2/21/2002 7:03:10 AM | Message Detail
Of course there's no toaster oven. Why would there be? We eat our poptarts cold around here.
From: zoips | Posted: 2/21/2002 7:04:24 AM | Message Detail
There, scanned 0 to -32768. All are invalid. There is no Toaster Oven. Hell, there aren't any other secret boards, yet. Maybe CJayC will add a few more.
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http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/059.htm You are next, ****er
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/21/2002 3:46:00 PM | Message Detail
what did you do to scan those boards
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: LiZerAuTi | Posted: 2/21/2002 4:51:25 PM | Message Detail
hmmm...
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"Hey, he insulted me! He called me Cheif Piggum.... oh wait, now I get it, ha ha ha!" -Chief Wiggum
From: zoips | Posted: 2/21/2002 7:29:57 PM | Message Detail
Wrote a simplistic HTTP class library and sent GET requests in an iterative loop for all the boards. Read back the response, parsed out the title of the board, and saved it to a text file along with the board number.

Go me.
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