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From: Scum | Posted: 4/23/2002 8:33:40 PM | Message Detail
Great, now I have to start a new page. I hate starting new pages. This is now officially an old page. The next post is the first post of the next page.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/23/2002 9:24:21 PM | Message Detail
ok, new topic, bannans, do they make you feel inferrior
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 4/23/2002 10:22:49 PM | Message Detail
No, I dwarf bananas.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/23/2002 10:58:32 PM | Message Detail
wow, you're that tall?
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 4/24/2002 3:57:24 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, I'm almost time and a half of the height of your average banana.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/25/2002 11:37:59 PM | Message Detail
my average bannana, that's prety big
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 4/26/2002 6:54:54 AM | Message Detail
Oh yeah, it's like a giant apple out there. But those oversized, lab-bred bananas are still bigger than me.
From: TrueDFX | Posted: 4/26/2002 7:09:27 AM | Message Detail
Argh! AppleTalk™!
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/26/2002 8:05:35 PM | Message Detail
that's not trademarked, you
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/26/2002 8:07:11 PM | Message Detail
lie
From: Scum | Posted: 4/26/2002 9:43:16 PM | Message Detail
When you talk about apples, try using AppleTalk™. It'll spice up your apple talkings, or we'll give you a free apple. Don't talk about it though, that's a job for AppleTalk™! Available while supplies last from participating vendors. See your local AppleTalk™ dealer for more information.
From: iforgotnmyname | Posted: 4/28/2002 1:10:28 AM | Message Detail
i have an announcement to make
*clears throat*



We the people of ASS [All SporK Society] and followers of the almighty god
SporK want to SPREAD the beliefs of ASS.

We are currently recruiting new memebers

We the ASS believe in SporK and are against the blasphemest ramblings of the followers of the devil spraw.

spraw intends deceive you and kill you and only SporK can save us from his wrath.

So follow SporK and you will be saved from hell.

There are 4 simple rules which SporK has made for his followers to follow.

1. You shall not have any other god before me.

2. You shall use only sporks at meals. Knifes are okay if necessary.

3. Do not worship false Spork idols

4. You must spread the word of SporK to all people you meet and boards you visit.

For those who are interested please join the ASS at
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=542&topic=2545468


And take a free spork talisman as well
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/28/2002 1:17:31 AM | Message Detail
too much reading, keep it simple
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: SilverUnknown | Posted: 4/28/2002 6:35:33 PM | Message Detail
Something about ASS.
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ABC, is easy as 123! ABC, is easy as 123! ABC, 123, hehehe!
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/28/2002 7:00:51 PM | Message Detail
what ass?
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: SilverUnknown | Posted: 4/28/2002 7:05:43 PM | Message Detail
My ass is bootiful, no?
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ABC, is easy as 123! ABC, is easy as 123! ABC, 123, hehehe!
From: Scum | Posted: 4/28/2002 8:54:06 PM | Message Detail
I like answering my own questions, too.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/28/2002 10:21:40 PM | Message Detail
I know I do
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 4/28/2002 10:40:48 PM | Message Detail
What? Who are you marrying? A cow. Wow, when's the wedding? Five minutes ago. So now it's Mrs. CowB, eh? Yep.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/29/2002 1:54:46 PM | Message Detail
hell no, there's not going to be any mrs. CowB, no cow at all...now a duck maybe
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Shc | Posted: 4/29/2002 2:31:19 PM | Message Detail
Yawn* this board still going on?
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/29/2002 5:55:26 PM | Message Detail
get the hell out with that "yawning"
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 4/29/2002 8:18:51 PM | Message Detail
Not only is the board still going, but the topic is still going... to eat an apple!

*rimshot*

Seriously though, give me an apple or I'll cut you.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/29/2002 10:20:36 PM | Message Detail
what's your address, i'll send you an apple
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/29/2002 11:35:03 PM | Message Detail
Be realistic, Scum, you were planning on cutting me anyway.
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/30/2002 12:43:39 AM | Message Detail
i am, sorry
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 4/30/2002 6:46:49 AM | Message Detail
Planning? When's the last time you checked your throat?
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/30/2002 11:40:55 AM | Message Detail
I didn't think I had a throat, since I am, after all, currently a brain in a jar.
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/30/2002 3:16:31 PM | Message Detail
The opening thing in a jar is often referred to as the throat of the jar.
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/30/2002 4:44:19 PM | Message Detail
Opening? My friend, I'm not in just ANY old jar; I'm in a perfect sphere that was shaped around me. Okay, so maybe it's not a "jar" per se, but we bodiless brains are rather fond of cliches.
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/30/2002 7:23:30 PM | Message Detail
Well then what's that big hole on the top?

*looks closer*

Oh, my baseball! I was wondering where that went!

*pulls baseball out of broken "jar"*
From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/30/2002 8:38:49 PM | Message Detail
*kills Jar Jar Binks*

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Signing off from NC land, where Nintendo is king, Luigi is in Super Mario 64, Donuts grow on trees, and Swing Music is ALWAYS in style,
The Great Master
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/30/2002 9:04:24 PM | Message Detail
I like apples too
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/30/2002 9:18:32 PM | Message Detail
Apples apples apples! That's all you ever talk about! Well I'm sick of it!! From now on, we talk about donuts!!!

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The Great Master
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/30/2002 10:08:07 PM | Message Detail
an apple a day, keeps the doctor away
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SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 4/30/2002 10:25:34 PM | Message Detail
No, all it takes is one well placed apple to the head, and you've got no more doctor problem. And of course you can go retrieve the apple afterwards, so as not to be wasteful.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/30/2002 10:40:48 PM | Message Detail
But i wanna
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/30/2002 10:44:47 PM | Message Detail
Strange...one minute I'm in my sphere, and the next I'm back in my regular body with a craving for Apple Donuts.
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/30/2002 11:13:03 PM | Message Detail
apple jacks
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/1/2002 7:03:40 AM | Message Detail
But they don't taste like apples. So why do you like 'em?
From: The Great Master | Posted: 5/1/2002 7:53:18 PM | Message Detail
*smacks Scum with his donut*

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Signing off from NC land, where Nintendo is king, Luigi is in Super Mario 64, Donuts grow on trees, and Swing Music is ALWAYS in style,
The Great Master
From: Scum | Posted: 5/1/2002 8:45:11 PM | Message Detail
I didn't know they made apple donuts. Or did I?
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/1/2002 8:47:42 PM | Message Detail
i knew they did
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 5/1/2002 8:52:29 PM | Message Detail
Did you make the donuts?
Or did outbreakorn know that you knew they made apple donuts?
Or did you know that outbreakorn knew that you made the donuts?
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"Write 8 Big Words On A Paper "
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From: m a b2002 | Posted: 5/1/2002 9:43:50 PM | Message Detail
Apples are red, green, and YELLOW! HA! I just proved that I AM NOT COLORBLIND!!!! HEHEHE!

MONKEYS
MONKEYS
MONKEYS
MONKEYS
MONKEYS
MONKEYS
MONKEYS
MONKEYS
MONKEYS
MONKEYS
I LOVE MONKEYS
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I like to touch monkeys in ways they cant understand!
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/1/2002 10:13:20 PM | Message Detail
apple monkey?
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/2/2002 3:12:07 PM | Message Detail
Well duh apple monkeys, what kind of stupid question is that.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/2/2002 5:23:24 PM | Message Detail
what kind of stupid question was THAT!?
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/2/2002 5:28:50 PM | Message Detail
The kind that your mom likes.
From: The Great Master | Posted: 5/2/2002 5:44:46 PM | Message Detail
Are you gonna take that? I say you throw an apple at him.

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Signing off from NC land, where Nintendo is king, Luigi is in Super Mario 64, Donuts grow on trees, and Swing Music is ALWAYS in style,
The Great Master
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