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'Other than what the doujinshi says?'
(The Walls of Ohtori. Touga and Saionji have found out that Miki is a fascist.)
Miki (proudly): I know that the Student Council will do whatever it takes to defend not only this school, but the time-honored principles that led our country to greatness.
Touga (suspiciously): And those principles are?
Miki: Hard work, determination, and the exploitation of society's group mentality.
Saionji: How is that different from what Touga does now?
Miki: Touga doesn't work very hard.
Touga (smugly): When you're bishonen, you don't have to.
Miki: So now that I've explained my battle wear…(Miki does a good imitation of a pan and scan camera and eyes their chosen outfits)
Saionji: This is my family's armor. It's an heirloom. (A decaying piece of leather falls off. Proudly) See?
Miki: Of course. (turns to Touga) Saionji's uniform is in keeping with the principles that we are trying to defend, but your outfit…
Touga: This is what military geniuses wear!
Saionji (snickers): Touga has always been a French sympathizer.
Miki (eyes get wide): French? Our mortal enemies during WWII!
Saionji (musing): Are the French anyone's mortal enemies?
Touga: Of course not. It's not like they're that hard to defeat. You just have to look at them in a threatening way and they roll over like well-trained dogs.
(There is a very long pause as everyone considers what Touga just said.)
Miki (shivers): That was creepy.
Saionji: I know. Déjà vu.
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(Scene change: On the hill to Ohtori.)
Vivi: As we are about to engage in pitched battle with the Prince of Darkness, maybe we should come up with a plan.
Luffy (blinks): Why fix something that's broken?
Zoro (darkly): We should let the man with experience be in charge of this operation. After all, he's the one who drug us here in the first place. (looks pointedly at Shanks)
Usopp: Yeah! I was having fun in my drug-induced wonderland! Then you had to go and ruin it by making us have a 'mission in life.'
Shanks (to Nami): What crawled up Zoro's butt?
Nami (diabolical look): Other than what the doujinshi says?
Shanks (quickly): It was metaphorical.
Nami: Zoro has a very long memory.
Shanks (surprised): You aren't saying that he's still pissed about what happened in the third chapter of this spam-fic?
Nami (shrugs): He's still angry with me about what happened in the fourth volume. He's a Scorpio; they hold grudges. What can you do?
Luffy (ecstatic): Yeah, Shanks, why don't you come up with a plan? I know you can do it! You're my idol!
Shanks (thrown off-guard): Well, yes, um…
(Luffy looks at him expectantly.)
Shanks (lamely): Usually Ben does the planning and I delegate.
Luffy (glowers): Yet another instance of horrible disillusionment provided by my idol…
Shanks: You've gotten pretty sarcastic as you've gotten older, Luffy.
Luffy (innocently): OOC, I swear.
Vivi (thinking out loud): I wonder who's taking care of Party's Bar…
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(Party's Bar. F.O.Z. Girl is standing behind the counter, cleaning glasses. She sighs loudly.)
F.O.Z. Girl: I was hoping that my bit part in this insane mess was over, but I guess not. Well then, if I have to watch the bar, then I'm watching the bar - my way! (she pulls out her cell phone and starts dialing.)
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Random Quote Analysis: That's sad. A woman who can't cry… - Trowa, Gundam Wing (remarking about Dorothy)
Vivi (exhales with relief): Thank God! He's alright! Zoro (laughs mockingly): Well, we know that you aren't sad. You were crying quite a bit there. Vivi (glowers): That Dorothy. She's such a witch. Zoro (smirks): Jealous? Vivi (retorts): No. But it's just like her to do something like that; not cry at the appropriate moments, thereby forcing Trowa to make a comment about it. How inconsiderate. She shouldn't make him break his periods of intense silence; it's rude. Zoro (shakes his head): We've been here too long.
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=============== Terms Explained The doujinshi says a lot. Let me give you a piece of advice: Don't give a Scorpio a reason to hold a grudge.
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