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It was begun in October of 2001 as an extreme satire of the yaoi genre, but then devolved into something much less noble when the author discovered how darn fun it was to torture the OP cast.

This was heavily influenced by dreiser's Scenes from an Elevator - an Utena spamfic.  Read it if you like ding dongs, Nerf©, and AniLesboCon.

The author makes no apologies for this.  It is here for amusement purposes only.  If you are not amused, don't read it. 

Read 'Terms Explained' at the end of each chapter for clarifications of in-jokes and random author notes.

Rated R for language, alternate universe crossovers, situations with drugs and alcohol, severe OOC, and spamming so extreme it's outlawed in six states.

ENOUGH WITH THE LECTURE!
LET ME READ IT!


Party's Bar Arc:
Where in our heroes are forced to endure merciless spamming.
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Amsterdam Arc:
Where in our heroes learn the ins and outs of Amsterdamian society and take advantage of all the high culture offered there. Merciless spamming ensues.
Remember the warning, kiddies.
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Ohtori Arc:
Where in our heroes, in an attempt to regain control of their bar wench, go to an AU and confront the Dark Prince who resides there. They get spammed mercilessly.
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Alternate Universe Arc:
Where the Author gets hit by a case of writer’s brick and uses the Alternate Universe gimmick to keep the story going. The result? More spam than in a survivalist's hidden bomb shelter.
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If you liked this flavor of spam, here are others you may enjoy.

Fumbum has doujinshi - er, kind of.  You'll see!

Click here for a picture of the author hard at work.