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Padded Cell #1
Name: jam-wired; Asylum Owner
Date of Birth: 01.27
Jam-wired was committed on August 11, 1998 due to an unusual
amount of drooling and thunking, present with an obsessive
desire to wear blue. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple
Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #2
Name: Sorcha Dee; Asylum Washer of the Blue Boxers
Date of Birth: 06.26
Sorcha Dee was committed on August 11, 1998 due to an excessive appetite for blue frosting, the tendancy to lapse into an accent that isn't hers, and for the fact that she randomly slips comments like, "you live to serve me," into idle conversation. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #3
Name: Maeve; Asylum Tye-dyer of Strait-jackets and Methos
when He's Kinky
Date of Birth: 11.01
Maeve was comitted on August 14, 1998 due to an obvious lack
of self control (bodily or otherwise) when exposed to any
form of Methos[aka BBG,ROG,etc.] stimuli. She was diagnosed
with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #4
Name: Andrea L.; Asylum Sharpener of Methos' Ivanhoe Sword
(clearly Methos would have to supervise this because you can't
leave institutionalized persons running around with sharp
objects on their own)
Date of Birth: 02.18
Andrea L. was comitted on August 16, 1998 dut to excessive
Methos worship and turning into a blubbering idiot when faced
with Peter Wingfield. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple
Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #5
Name: Nutmeg; Asylum Official Beer Keeper
Date of Birth: 01.05
Nutmeg was committed on August 17, 1998 due to incessant drooling and incoherent babbling every time anyone mentions the name "Methos". She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Piped in by request:
Padded Cell #6
Name: Cambell; Asylum Official Chef of the Magic Blue Frosting
Date of Birth: 12.29
Campbell was committed on August 17, 1998 due to an incessant need to make and eat blue frosting. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Campbell's Highlander Road Map
Padded Cell #7
Name: Adri; Asylum Chef
Date of Birth: 09.04
Adri was committed on August 17, 1998 due to insane giggling whenever a Methos episode plays. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #8
Name: Screwball; Asylum Folder of Methos' Sweaters
Date of Birth: 02.21
| Screwball was committed on August 17, 1998 due to uncontrollable gathering of large numbers of Methos frus and pictures and refusal to part with aforementioned Methos related materials. Also shows signs of severs sweater-lust, shunning all other forms of clothing. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrom and committed immediately. |
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Padded Cell #9
Name: DANNELL LITES; Asylum Darner of the Groddy Sweaters
Date of Birth: 03.12
DANNELL LITES was committed on August 17, 1998 due to obsessive
parody writing. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome
and committed immediately.
Dannel passed on September 16, 2002. She was one of the first
members of the MacMINT Asylum and will truly be missed.
Parodies O' Plenty
Requim Mass for Highlander
Padded Cell #10
Name: Eirawen; Asylum Organizer of Recipes; cooking with
Methos is her reward for good behavior
Date of Birth: 08.29
Eirawen was committed on August 17, 1998 due to an incessant need to seek out fru wars resulting in impure thoughts. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Piped in by request:
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