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HE'S SO STUPID!


Yet more hilarious fun from our good friend [Name Undisclosed]. This time he has added another age to his repertoire, 16, as well as indicating a new place of residence...which is new, but not unexpected really. Anyway, since our dedicated readers are familiar with this fella', I'll let you get right to it. This is a two part entry, cuz I talked to him at two different times, but I'm sure you smart people could figure that out on your own.
Enjoy.


Time: The First
RYAN: asl?
Mo' Fo': u
RYAN: 15/f/OR
Mo' Fo': pic?
RYAN: i dunno, i myte have deleted it
RYAN: lemme check
Mo' Fo': canu see
Mo' Fo': k
RYAN: ugh, im havin trouble
RYAN: do you have one whyle I look?
Mo' Fo': ight
Mo' Fo': no
RYAN: wut do you look lyke?
Mo' Fo': blonde hair and 5 6 and hazel eyes u
RYAN: well here, i found my pic
Mo' Fo': ok
Mo' Fo' wants to directly connect. 
Mo' Fo' is now directly connected. 
RYAN: its bout a year old, and not very good
RYAN: 
RYAN: I'm the one on the right
Mo' Fo': k
Mo' Fo': wat size bra u have
RYAN: i just started wering a c-cup
RYAN: r u buff?
Mo' Fo': oh
Mo' Fo': ya
RYAN: lyke how?
Mo' Fo': arm musle
Mo' Fo': im out
Mo' Fo' direct connection is closed. 


Time: The Second
RYAN (9:59:16 PM): hey, remember me?
Mo' Fo' (9:59:22 PM): nope
RYAN (9:59:29 PM): o :-(
RYAN (9:59:37 PM): i talked to u b4
Mo' Fo' (9:59:48 PM): oh
RYAN (10:00:10 PM): can we still talk?
Mo' Fo' (10:00:15 PM): yea
RYAN (10:00:34 PM): i asked u if u were buff, you said you had big arm musles?
Mo' Fo' (10:00:48 PM): yea big bicseps
RYAN (10:00:59 PM): how big? do they measur them?
Mo' Fo' (10:01:10 PM): 5 inch
RYAN (10:01:16 PM): really????
Mo' Fo' (10:01:22 PM): ya
RYAN (10:01:23 PM): wow! how old r u?
Mo' Fo' (10:01:28 PM): 16
RYAN (10:01:39 PM): u sound hott
Mo' Fo' (10:01:43 PM): thnkxz
RYAN (10:02:21 PM): what do u look lyke? i only remember you said you had hazel 

eyes
Mo' Fo' (10:02:33 PM): blonde hair
Mo' Fo' (10:02:39 PM): thats all i tell
RYAN (10:02:51 PM): hazel eyes r my fav
Mo' Fo' (10:02:58 PM): cool
RYAN (10:03:03 PM): wut do you do 4 fun?
Mo' Fo' (10:03:18 PM): chill and drive
RYAN (10:03:32 PM): wut do you drive? I luv hot cars
Mo' Fo' wants to directly connect (10:03:38 PM). 
Mo' Fo' is now directly connected (10:03:48 PM). 
Mo' Fo' (10:03:59 PM): 
RYAN (10:04:12 PM): thas sexy ;-)
RYAN (10:04:22 PM): wy do you hav a pic of ur car but not u?
RYAN (10:04:26 PM): why
Mo' Fo' (10:04:31 PM): idk
RYAN (10:04:49 PM): u should get a pic of u in ur car, that'd be hott
Mo' Fo' (10:04:55 PM): yea
RYAN (10:05:10 PM): what's smb4lyfe? a radio station?
Mo' Fo' (10:05:17 PM): nah suttin
RYAN (10:05:30 PM): suttin?
Mo' Fo' (10:05:35 PM): yea
RYAN (10:05:52 PM): wut does that mene?
Mo' Fo' (10:06:24 PM): suttin i aint gonna say
RYAN (10:06:34 PM): oh ok
RYAN (10:06:44 PM): i lyke that pic in ur info hehe
Mo' Fo' (10:06:52 PM): ight
RYAN (10:07:14 PM): hav u had sex?
Mo' Fo' (10:07:21 PM): y7ea
RYAN (10:07:26 PM): do u hav a gf?
Mo' Fo' (10:07:33 PM): no
RYAN (10:07:47 PM): why not? u sound lyke u could get any girl you want
Mo' Fo' (10:08:05 PM): i no i can jusst stay single
RYAN (10:08:28 PM): where do u live?
Mo' Fo' (10:08:49 PM): florida'
Mo' Fo' direct connection is closed (10:08:51 PM). 
RYAN (10:09:08 PM): r there a lotta hot girls there?
Mo' Fo' (10:09:13 PM): yea
RYAN (10:09:18 PM): :-\
Mo' Fo' (10:09:21 PM): wat
RYAN (10:09:36 PM): u prolly think im ugly than
Mo' Fo' (10:09:44 PM): wat ya pic agian
RYAN (10:10:10 PM): it isn't good, u cant really see me much
RYAN wants to directly connect (10:10:12 PM). 
Mo' Fo' is now directly connected (10:10:14 PM). 
RYAN (10:10:26 PM): 
Mo' Fo' direct connection is closed (10:10:44 PM). 
RYAN (10:12:13 PM): im ugly :-(
Mo' Fo' (10:12:22 PM): no
Mo' Fo' (10:12:27 PM): i cANT SEE
RYAN (10:12:53 PM): thas the only pic i hav, sry
Mo' Fo' (10:12:58 PM): ight
RYAN (10:13:36 PM): i gotta go, can i IM you l8er?
Mo' Fo' (10:13:40 PM): k shyt 2 me
Mo' Fo' (10:13:52 PM): yea
RYAN (10:13:59 PM): cool :-)
RYAN (10:14:14 PM): l8er babe

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