The only thing Howard Dean knows how to do is blow his campaign (12-12-03)
What type of weightlifter are you? (11-22-03)
Matrix: Revolutions (11-06-03)
Mandy Moore is a stupid bitch (11-03-03)
All of the stupid kids, except the girl in the white tee-shirt (10-21-03)
The difference between dumb and dumber (hate mail) (9-28-03)
Ireland could become the smartest country on Earth (8-26-03)
Taco Bell is a lying sack of shit (8-19-03)
You're in middle school and I hate you (8-06-03)
The next person I see on a two-way radio gets a beat down (7-22-03)
New slogans for Zimbabwe (7-12-03)
Do not see 28 Days Later (7-8-03)
How to bring stupid people together (7-5-03)
I'm the best prom date ever (6-4-03)
The 2nd worst movie ever (5-30-03)
Every episode of Boy Meets World is the exact same (5-28-03)
If you don't want your ass kicked don't go to the game (5-27-03)