From: Mallory
oh my god? arent you embarrassed? not only did u rip off one of the best sites on the net you do it horribly!!!!!!!get a fuckin life and PLEASE get rid of that website. its a disgrace...nobody cares about ur opinion because u dont have any reasons to support. "i hate hippies, they smell". what grade are you in??Third???please dont write back.i dont want to hear fuck u bitch blah blah blah....so just dont bother...and i also dont want to lower my iq anymore by reading anything you write.
It took me a while to decide what to do with this e-mail. It was written so horribly that I almost didn’t want to respond. I decided to help out Mallory here with her grammar by re-writing the e-mail the correct way before I respond to it:
Oh my God, aren’t you embarrassed? Not only did you rip off one of the best web sites on the internet, you did it horribly! Get a life and please get rid of your website, it is a disgrace. I say this because you do not give any reasons in support of your opinion. “I hate hippies, they smell.” What grade are you in, third? Please do not write back, I do not want to read that you have said “fuck you bitch.” Also, I do not want to lower my IQ by reading anything you write.
Let’s go over a couple simple grammatical rules for writing, so that you don’t seem ignorant, regardless of what you actually write (this applies to everybody):
1. All sentences start with a capital letter.
2. All sentences end with only ONE punctuation mark.
Even if your incoherent rambling was grammatically correct you are still a moron. If you bothered to read my entire home page, you might notice that there is a link to Maddox’s website, and a sentence saying, “This page was inspired by Maddox.” If a website is inspired by another website, is it really too difficult to think that the two might be similar?
About “lack” of support for my opinions, you are 100% correct. I have no support of my opinions. To confirm this, let’s just check out a random article…how about the one about that
dumb bitch Mandy Moore. I’m positive that there is absolutely no support anywhere in the article…oh wait, I have facts (which are backed up and cited) to strengthen my point. What would one call facts to strengthen a point? Could it be support?
In my article about
hippies, I never said, “I hate hippies, they smell.” I titled my article, ‘I hate hippies,’ and in the article I mention that hippies, “have that horrible hippy smell.” I guess you do have a point when you say that I don’t have any support for that statement. It’s kind of hard to have facts supporting a personal opinion, especially one about the five senses. After all, we all have a DIFFERENT sense of taste, smell, etc. When I say hippies have a bad smell, it is my personal opinion, making it impossible to argue with.
Mallory, I advise you to spend your time learning how to read and write. We already dealt with your writing problem, and obviously you have failed to read my entire website. Maybe this is because I use words that you are unable to comprehend. (That least sentence meant that you are too ignorant to understand everything I write. I just wanted to make sure you got it). Before you write anyone an e-mail again where you proclaim that reading their writing lowers your intelligence, I suggest you do the following: turn off your computer and go bang your head against a wall. By doing that, you might actually lower your intelligence…although it would be hard for the rest of us to tell.
From: Phillip
There's a difference between modeling your site after someone's and stealing all of their ideas. You could at least change the color scheme or the fonts. You're obviously hoping to get hatemail (you're welcome) so that you can respond humorously. Your thoughts and opinions are the same as Maddox's, but you're not nearly as clever about it. I'm sure you realize that your art is pathetic. At least attempt to be original if you're no good at stealing someone's ideas. Give up.
Well Phillip, or let’s call you Phil, since you seem to be imitating Dr. Phil (who sucks by the way). You both think you know it all, and you both couldn’t be farther from reality. You are right. There is a difference between modeling a site after somebody else’s, and stealing all of their ideas. I challenge you to find an article that is the EXACT SAME subject as written by Maddox. Even though we both find, let’s say, movies, or other BROAD SUBJECTS in common to write about, it would be the same thing as saying that since Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld are both comedians who make humorous observations on life, one is stealing all of the other’s ideas.
Obviously, anybody can see that Maddox and I write about different things, but I guess it would be easy to overlook that fact when YOU ARE A MORON.
About the whole trying to get hate mail (which is 2 separate words by the way), I want to know if there is anything in my site that asks somebody to send me an e-mail. I simply give people my e-mail address in case they feel like writing me. I don’t give a shit if anybody ever sends me an e-mail or not. I guess that’s another point easily overlooked.
Hey Phil, I guess I could change the colors of Maddox’s web page considering his colors for the link to his pages are yellow, and mine are…what was that color again? Oh yeah, ORANGE. As far as the rest of the background and the regular text go, I do it for the exact same reason as Maddox (as I say on my page, it was and still is inspired by Maddox). Maddox has the black back ground because it is easier on people’s eyes when they are reading. The font color is grey for the same reason. Try reading grey font as opposed to white font on a black back ground and tell me which you find easier to read. Either way, my web site is not about colors or designs, its about the content of my articles you stupid shit.
My art isn’t supposed to be good. I am trying to convey a message through a simple drawing. As long as you can understand what the message is (which might be a little trouble for you, but not for people who aren’t completely dim-witted), then that’s all you need.
Phil, I have some advice for you…KILL YOURSELF. You are obviously just another moron who is taking up space and wasting people’s time with what you think is “trying to be funny” yet you failed. The next time you e-mail somebody, try knowing what you are talking about first. Oh, and by the way, if you consider making you look like the complete fool that you are as "responding humorously” then I guess you right. That sill doesn’t change the fact that you could quite possibly be the stupidest person on Earth.
***By sending me an e-mail, you allow me the right to:
This may seem like it is hard at first, yet it is simple to follow. All you have to do when typing is hold down the shift key while pressing the first letter that you type after any period (this is the dot that is one of the three ways to end a sentence), question mark (this is the dot with the hook above it that ends the sentence type known as a question), and exclamation point (this is the dot with the vertical line above it that is the third way to end a sentence).
Again this rule is a tough one for all of you who are ignorant out there, yet it vastly improves the quality of your writing. Think about it, would you put two periods after a sentence? No, because a period ends the sentence. After the first period, the sentence is over. I know it’s another stretch of the imagination, yet both question marks and exclamation points work the SAME way as periods do when ending a sentence.
1. post your e-mail
2. post your e-mail address (at my choice)