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These are a few sound clips or Audio Quotes that the Cool Muddas have found interesting in someway or another.


1.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 11, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: How military was back in his day.
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2.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 11, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: His thoughts on torture: it's the only way.
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3.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 22, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Him telling her to turn something on and uses one of his famous words.
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4.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 22, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Him mispronouncing the word cook.
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5.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 22, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Reminding her of the time he called Mr. Rogers a siss.
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6.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: Many Times
To Whom: Many people
What About: How he says "Do you know what I mean?"
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7.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 22, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Talking about a "dirty" book.
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8.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 22, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: I guy he knew named Shetler and what people would call him.
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9.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 22, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His opinion on how college kids dress these days.
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10.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 22, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Making his grand entrance.
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11.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 22, 2002
To Whom: Walkie Talkie
What About: Trying to find his daughter a handsome man.
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12.

Owner: Jack Blades (from Night Ranger)
When Recorded: June 22, 2002
To Whom: Pittsburgh Crowd
What About: Comment about how good of a crowd they are.
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13.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 28, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Telling a story about a kid who came by him and said something.
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14.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 28, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: What the kid on the skateboard said to him.
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15.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 28, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Telling him a saying.
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16.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Telling what his boss said to him when he was younger.
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17.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Telling what the island of Japan smelled like.
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18.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Asking him about their old neighbor Brandon and Brandon's incident with another neighbor in which he showed him something obscene.
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19.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: First part of his "tea" joke.
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20.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Part 2 of the "tea" joke.
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21.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Telling a story of a time he told a joke about the part of a man that don't work.
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22.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Showing his disbelief over a salary some guy made.
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23.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Asking a question then answer it himself.
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24.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Telling about Jesus, again.
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25.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Telling what would happen if he fondled one of his students. Uses his famous word "sedam".
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26.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: June 29, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Talking about bi-sexuals and uses a "new" word.
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27.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 4, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: A pen that wouldn't write, an the obscenities that followed.
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28.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Fuckaway Tribe
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29.

Owner: Leann and Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Leann's joke that she forgot and Harry's colorful remark.
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30.

Owner: Harry D. Folk
When Recorded: July 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: His short bed.
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31.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Horse manure.
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32.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 4, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: His patriotic and lethargic rendition of the Air Force song.
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33.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 11, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Piercing a sensitive part of the body.
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34.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 11, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: His suggestion for where he should get a piercing.
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35.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 11, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him admitting doing some illegal drugs.
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36.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 11, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Earring is substituted for hickey doo.
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37.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 11, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Mispronouncing a guy named Addlespurger.
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38.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 11, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Him giving his kids a cigar and how they sounded afterwards.
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39.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 11, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Telling what a lady said to him once.
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40.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 13, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His question to his grandson.
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41.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 13, 2002
To Whom: Jim Benson
What About: A movie he saw.
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42.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 13, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: How he says Carnegie
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43.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 13, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: How he says Chevy
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44.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 13, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Dogs rolling in something.
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45.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 13, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: His study hall teacher.
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46.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 13, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Using two famous words in this quote.
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47.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Asking him about Pittsburghese and uses his only example he ever uses.
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48.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Telling about Co-Owner Chris as if he's not even there (which he is).
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49.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: His mother used Pittsburghese/Papese too.
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50.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Uses the ever-popular word mebbee while talking about a fair that hasn't opened yet.
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51.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: How he says the word Forsythe, as in Forsythe Road.
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52.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: Vince Ventura
What About: A restaurant bill he "mebbee" got.
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53.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: His semi-fake laugh
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54.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: Vince Ventura
What About: Teddy Roosevelt and what he did to somebody.
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55.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: Vince Ventura
What About: Two generals standing near a battlefield.
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56.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: Vince Ventura
What About: Somebody who got away with a crime
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57.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: Vince Ventura
What About: His opinion of oysters.
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58.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: A bird that might of flew north to get cooled off.
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59.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: Vince Ventura
What About: His comment to show he's paying attention during a story.
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60.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: What a kid asked while he was teaching
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61.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: Second part of his Mecca speech
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62.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 22, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His comment about rap singers
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63.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Telling story about a guy who would dribble a basketball constantly.
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64.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: A Redheaded Lady on the highway
What About: She passed him and didn't get very far and he makes a comment to her
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65.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Dingleberries
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66.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Telling him a story (the story is unknown though)
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67.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: An insult
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68.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Pete Silvis' Porno Mags
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69.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: A Fart
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70.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Second part of the fart incident
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71.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: A job opening at a Chinese Laundry
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72.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Another job opening at a watch store
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73.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 16, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: What she did when she was having beans
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74.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 17, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: A gas station and how no one was there
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75.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 17, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Beers and younger people trying to buy them
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76.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 17, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: Anna Nicole Smith and how much make-up she had on
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77.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 17, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Some lady who did a lot of things.
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78.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 18, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: A common phrase he uses
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79.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 18, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: A sigh used by Harry to show he\'s annoyed or angry
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80.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 18, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: His reaction of a guy driving really fast
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81.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 18, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His common goodbye phrase
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