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These are a few sound clips or Audio Quotes that the Cool Muddas have found interesting in someway or another.


1.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 1, 2001
To Whom: Lee
What About: A comment about her imitation of John Travolta.
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2.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 1, 2001
To Whom: Lee and Chris
What About: Him allowing them to walk in front of him while taking a shot in basketball.
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3.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 1, 2001
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: His sarcastic cheer after finally making a basketball shot.
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4.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Sarcastically agreeing with him after he stated an obviously wrong score in a friendly game of Jeopardy.
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5.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Again sarcastically agreeing with him after he stated an obviously wrong score in a friendly game of Jeopardy.
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6.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: His reply to Zach telling him an obviously wrong score in a friendly game of Jeopardy.
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7.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Trying to get Zach to stop "cheating" him in a friendly game of Jeopardy.
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8.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Stating what Zach has to do.
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9.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: His resolution to the argument over the score in Jeopardy.
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10.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 25, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him getting hit by a wiffle ball that was hit by his wife.
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11.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 5, 2001
To Whom: His Wife
What About: His suggestion about where to drive his new SUV.
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12.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 5, 2001
To Whom: His wife
What About: Asking if they got a newspaper from someone.
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13.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 5, 2001
To Whom: His wife
What About: Talking about the rear window of his new SUV.
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14.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 10, 2001
To Whom: His wife
What About: Talking about who he thought was on the phone.
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15.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 10, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: A cry in World War II.
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16.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 10, 2001
To Whom: His wife
What About: Him agreeing in a sarcastic tone.
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17.

Owner: Loyd Johnson Sr.
When Recorded: Septemper 29, 2001 FORGOTTEN QUOTE
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Taunting Zach about an interception that he never made.
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18.

Owner: Loyd Johnson Sr.
When Recorded: September 29, 2001 FORGOTTEN QUOTE
To Whom: His wife
What About: Him telling his wife, who was accusing him of drinking alcohol, to show him proof of it.
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19.

Owner: Loyd Johnson Sr.
When Recorded: Septemper 29, 2001 FORGOTTEN QUOTE
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Taunting Zach about him winning in a touch football game.
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20.

Owner: Leann Folk
When Recorded: July 9, 2001 FORGOTTEN QUOTE
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Her complete exaggeration of a small argument at a girls' softball game.
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21.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 27, 2001
To Whom: Nobody
What About: Him complaining about his favorite football team losing.
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22.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 27, 2001
To Whom: Nobody
What About: Him complaining about a bad play in a game of football.
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23.

Owner: Harry D. Folk
When Recorded: October 27, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His parting words, mocking a commercial on TV.
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24.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 28, 2001
To Whom: TV Commercial
What About: Him telling the commercial what he wants.
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25.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Him saying when he is leaving for Florida.
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26.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Him explaining how there are alot of caves in Afghanistan.
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27.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Him saying the name of the terrorist group.
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28.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Him talking about Smart Bombs aren't smart enough. Although, having minored in a college English course, uses an obviously wrong word.
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29.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: October 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His popular rap immitation, this time about other versions of the Star-Spangled Banner.
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30.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: November 17, 2001
To Whom: No One In Particular
What About: His answering machine message.
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31.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 14, 2001 Forgotten Quote
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him asking Zach where he kept score in an infamous game of Jeopardy.
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32.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 16, 2001
To Whom: No One In Particular
What About: His celebration during a Pittsburgh Steeler game.
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33.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 19, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Him talking about an ad in the newspaper and stumbling on a word.
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34.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 19, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Him getting upset after not being able to pronounce "abdominal".
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35.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 16, 2001
To Whom: No One In Particular
What About: His way of pronouncing "there".
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36.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: August 25, 2001 Forgotten Quote
To Whom: No One In Particular
What About: Him saying he called someone's neighbor the wrong name but in famous Harry Folk style.
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37.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 22, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Him commenting on Co-Owner Zach.
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38.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 22, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Him commenting on how high Cash, the dog can jump.
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39.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 22, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His famous question word.
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40.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 22, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Another comment on how high Cash, the dog, can jump.
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41.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 22, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Captured American Afghan, John Walker.
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42.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 22, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His obvious mispronunciation of a few words.
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43.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: His words praising the knowledge of his granddaughter.
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44.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him telling Zach to stop talking and start the game of Trivial Pursuit.
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45.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 28, 2001
To Whom: No One In Particular
What About: His famous way of asking a question. Makes a grammar mistake. Should have said "Where is the dice?" or "Where are the die?" but I don't want to get technical.
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46.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him yelling at Zach because he was arguing with Harry Folk. Although an English Minor in college, he makes an obvious mistake in grammar and in pronunciation; a double negative and nuttin'.
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47.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Telling him something while angry that Zach was arguing with him during a friendly game of Trivial Pursuit.
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48.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him stating that he's not going to argue with Zach even thought he's been arguing for a few minutes.
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49.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: December 28, 2001
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him, obviously annoyed, saying again that Zach's always right. Then he starts to argue like a little kid.
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50.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: Many Times
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him talking about rap music and it's lyrics.
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51.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: He's talking about his prostate cancer and the effects of it.
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52.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him talking about all the derogatory names for races.
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53.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: He continues saying racial slurs to his grandson.
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54.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: His dare to him about chocolate milk.
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55.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Talking about a dog nearly biting his finger while giving him food.
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56.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him explaining about a word he made up.
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57.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him once again talking about racial slurs.
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58.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: He's still talking about the derogatory names for races.
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59.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him giving Zach a lesson in "gooks".
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60.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Worker At A McDonald's
What About: His greeting to the lady at the drive-thru window.
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61.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him asking a question concerning leaving two dogs alone.
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62.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: His negative comments about Cuba Gooding, Jr.'s character in the movie "Pearl Harbor".
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63.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him saying another name for Jerome Bettis' jock strap.
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64.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Him saying his famous author/poet.
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65.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His word describing what all of America is becoming.
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66.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 4, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: Him talking about a bodily fluid.
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67.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His famous speech about "duckwalking" athletes.
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68.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: The second part to his "duckwalking" speech.
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69.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His pro-drug speech.
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70.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: Him telling about a girlfriend he had while away in the service. He didn't tell anyone about her until now.
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71.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His comment on rap music.
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72.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: No one knows.
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73.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 4, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Chris
What About: His intentional mispronunciation of Arnold Schwarzenegger's name.
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74.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002 Forgotten Quote
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: His opinion on a word that he used.
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75.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: January 1, 2002 Forgotten Quote
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: His famous line after Co-Owner Zach stated he didn't like the word zealous.
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76.

Owner: Loyd Johnson
When Recorded: February 3, 2002
To Whom: No One In Particular
What About: A Pool Shot That Went In
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77.

Owner: Loyd Johnson Sr.
When Recorded: February 15, 2002
To Whom: Co-Owner Zach
What About: Him talking about beads and what they represent.
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78.

Owner: Lucille Johnson
When Recorded: February 15, 2002
To Whom: No One In Particular
What About: Talking about what she thought was on the computer.
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79.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: July 9, 2001 Forgotten Quote
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Him putting stress on the wrong words while talking about a fat lady in a see-through dress.
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80.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: A man at a buffet that had balloons for the kids.
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81.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Him talking about how much food was at the buffet.
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82.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Him talking about his grandchildren always wanting him to play a game.
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83.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Co Owner Zach
What About: Him talking about his favorite Civil War general.
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84.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Him talking about gay ministers.
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85.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Him stating that he thinks dead bodies are gross.
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86.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Guards at military bases and what they carry.
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87.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Him talking about meeting someone's wife and being introduced but he didn't know her name.
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88.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: No One In Particular
What About: His famous phrase to show you he's listening when you're telling him something.
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89.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Talking about taking out medical equipment when he's dying.
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90.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Co Owner Chris
What About: Asking him about what he ordered for dessert.
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91.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Talking about a large house and what it had outside of it.
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92.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Him talking about a DisneyWorld ride.
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93.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Still talking about the DisneyWorld ride that he hated.
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94.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Joe Harvey, his friend, and the advice Harry gave him after Pete Conrad, someone else, was yelling at him during a game of basketball.
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95.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: No one in particular
What About: Him struggling with the seatbelt.
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96.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: His comforting words to his daughter.
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97.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Him showing his homosexual side while telling a story about a basketball game and what transpired afterwards.
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98.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Leann Folk
What About: Him talking about a basketball incident where someone kept grabbing his shorts and what Harry did in retalliation.
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99.

Owner: Harry Folk
When Recorded: March 10, 2002
To Whom: Beth Folk
What About: Him telling a story and he hesitates to prevent himself from swearing, which he was scolded for doing earlier.
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