We here at The Potato God Worship Center know how important it is to make out message "hip" and "cool" for the "new generation." That's why we have harnessed the power of new technology to bring you two important stories in easy-to-view Shockwave Flash format. That means, of course, that you will have to have the Flash plug-in. If you don't have it yet, consider yourself lame. Then go get it.
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In which The Potato creates the world, but the Antipotato ruins it.
||It Happened In Maine|
In which The Potato battles The Giant Moose and Public Nudity.
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