Read these somewhat Onionish articles...
Pac-Man to Gobble Dots in Dot-Coms
Namco's lovable dot-muncher reveals his dark side.
Bush Enlists Pop-Divas for Missile Defense
The president unveils a creative alternative to the ABM treaty.
Todd AO's Celebrities en Regalia
Read dated gossip about such idols as Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert Stack.
Why You Should Stop Using Fiery-Pumpkins Come This Halloween
Roy Akers wants you to rethink your scare tactics.
The Thing Without Instructions
A man buys a genetic-engineering device that promises to let him select for desirable traits in his offspring.
The Friendship Test
Dick decides to see just how faithful his friends are.
The Caricaturist
Dan Clowes's comic story "Caricature" prompted me to write this.
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