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!JUSTIN! HAS FORCED ME TO REMOVE LINKS TO HIS PAGES FROM MY NOT-SO-SECRET PAGE (which, by the way, can be accessed by clicking on the "I Hate Macintoshes" thingy)!

GO TO HIS HOMEPAGE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT!

Well here it is! My first single attempt at creating a homepage. And, I must admit, it is pretty damn crap! Sorry if it took about 20 years to load. I hope it didn't.

Despite my friend having decided that he wants to actually put INFORMATION on HIS homepage, and not play around with pretty colours and fonts; I have decided to go against the flow, and play around with all the pretty colours and fonts available.

Information, bah. So much for the information superhighway eh? Go the pretty colours!

I have yet to decide for a major theme for this homepage, and as such, it is full of junk and useless information and titbits which will remain until such a time that I have a sudden burst of inspiration and create a theme!

I have a secret page too, by the way, that is quite easy to find, but is pretty dodgy at the moment, as I have had no time to fix it up!

Sorry about the lack of updates recently, but I've had quite a lot of things to do recently and updating this homepage just hasn't been on the top of my things to do list. But I'm back now and this homepage is finally about to be redone.

Well, I can't think of much more to say right here, so I'm gonna leave you all too it then. Have fun and don't break anything!

Don't forget to go to my tip if the week page! Or find my secret page either......

!!TIP IF THE WEEK!!


Guess who was here 14/10/97? Me! (Tom R.) HAHAHAHA!!!! As soon as you find this, call me!

****MY PROFILE****


Real Name

Johnny Appleseed

Age

31

Sex

Is Fun

Location

France

ICQ Number

920348

E-mail Address

Scratch@a011.aone.net.au

School

Is Not As Fun As Sex

Birthplace

Mars

Eyes

Six (or Seven, depending on what mood I'm in)

Arms

Four

Legs

Seven and seven twenty-fourths

Hair

Yucky Red Streaks which you can't see


****LINKS TO EVERYWHERE AND ANYWHERE****

Psycho Len's Homepage This one's another friend's. At the moment it's about tennis, movies, music and TV. I don't know how good it is exactly but go visit it anyway!
Christa's Homepage Once again, a friend's homepage. This one's just about herself, and the stuff she likes, etc, ad nauseum. View it and weep.
Lisa's Homepage This is very interesting. Leftovers? A place to go if you hate tomato sauce, are left-handed, or like the Phantom!
Lost Felix's Homepage Yet another friend's homepage, It's not that bad actually, considering it's his first and he doesn't have to worry about the confines of space like the rest of us! Still, it's okay....I guess.
Will's Homepage A Magic the Gathering homepage, with Warhammer 40000, and a section devoted to Macintosh games to boot! Still, it's pretty damn dodgy.
Meow's Homepage Now this one is WEIRD! Pretty close to the weirdest homepage I've ever seen! I still like it though. It's so cool!
Loki's Homepage Unfortunately, this homepage is going down soon, so run and quickly goto this very INTERESTING homepage!
Chuckie's Homepage Star Trek and miscellaneous other items. I don't like Star Trek Homepages so I won't say anything else about it.
Asteroid Bobby's Homepage Has a whole lot of links to emulator sites, software, etc, etc. A decent homepage.
{potato}'s Homepage A very well made homepage indeed! Lots of computer graphics, scanning, and calculations of PI. Interestingly made, well worth a look.
Flapee's Homepage A simple, but effective homepage. Talks about himself a lot, and what he does. Enough there for a visit or two.
Thomas's Homepage Information on Hsi-yu chi, more commonly known as Monkey Magic! If you liked the sitcom, come here!
Captain Sisko's Homepage Well, another Star Trek homepage; and as I hate Star Trek with a passion, I'm not going to say any more.
Wossnames' Homepage This pretty dodgy homepage is about the author himself. And is, well, pretty crap!
Justin's Homepage This guy is in charge of the ISP Cyburbia, and is a bit of a stiff, in his own kind of way. All the stuff there is in nice NEAT sentences and paragraphs.
Dan's Homepage Homepage about star wars, rodians, and himself in general. It's quite interesting really.
St Peter's College My school's homepage. Crap crap crap crap crap. I hate it despite designing one of the pages. Guess which one it is!
Yahoo Chat My favourite place to chat! If you don't have an account there, get one now! Then go there and begin chatting!
ICQ This internet application is the best one I have ever had the fortune to see! Go to this homepage and download it now!
Dan's Major Mud Page My favourite MUD of all time. And this homepage is totally dedicated to it! If you want to get into MUD, come here and find out more!
Yahoo The best search engine in my opinion. If you like AltaVista more, you can always link straight to there from here.
Bert is Evil Homepage This has got to be the funniest homepage I've ever been to! See the evidence right before your eyes! Bert is EVIL!
The Avenger's Homepage If you ever want to play a prank on anyone, or needed to get back at someone, then come here!
Rohrsh's Homepage Come here to find out all about Rohrsheim and his online life. It includes some interesting excerpts from various sources.
The Ninja Bastard's Psychopathic Homepage Another weirdo's homepage. The name speaks for itself. A psychotic homepage. Go check it out for yourself.

You are theperson to visit my Homepage!

This page will hopefully never move to a new server, to facilitate certain people (!justin!) from tampering with it, so watch this space!

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