Tip if the Week from !justin!
Hi Chis! (Whoops, sorry for spelling your name wront, Cris.) This is getting really stupid! And hurry up and update this!
Tip if the Week from a galaxy far, far away...
Never say stupid things when your best friend's asking for things to write on YOUR homepage!
Tip if the Week from the year 2007
Do not even attempt to travel through time, it makes you dizzy.
Tip if the Week from 13/10/97
Beat up your best friend after seeing all the crap that he's been putting up on your homepage! Then eat him.
Tip if the Week from 6/10/97
Check up on your homepage at LEAST once a week to make sure that your best friend isn't taking advantage of knowing your password and writing crap all over your homepage. CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!!!!
Tip if the Week from 29/9/97
Turning into a wolf every full moon does not help matters any. Instead, try turning into a chicken.
Tip if the Week from 22/9/97
Do NOT read on or viruses will infect your computer... don't say I didn't warn you!
Tip if the Week from 15/9/97
Steal your sister's jellybeans BEFORE she steals yours.
Tip if the Week from 8/9/97
E-mail me!!
Tip if the Week from 1/9/97
Eat a kumquat; they give you magical powers.
Tip if the Week from 25/8/97
Stop picking your nose in public.
Tip if the Week from 18/8/97
Don't choose your career on the basis of how much it will impress/piss off your father.
Tip if the Week from 11/8/97
Try not to second-guess the current feminist trend. If you feel like opening the door for her, go right ahead.
Tip if the Week from 4/8/97
There is a Western fear of silence, and a Western fear of running over stray cats/dogs/birds in your car. Do your best to overcome both of these fears.
