****Welcome to the Secret Page****
****Unwelcome to the Secret Page****
CONGRATULATIONS!
You are now at my secret page! WELL DONE! You don't deserve this award but you'll get it anyway!!
Don't you feel ripped off now?
Sorry to everyone, there are no longer links to !justin!'s secret pages on this page, coz he whinged to me about it too much! Sorry!
Oh yeah, and I'm going to update the links on this page REAL soon! Actually I'm never going to update the links on this page.....but you can keep hoping!
Oh yes, and I'm making a new homepage right now, so it'll be up SOON, I HOPE!
Well, you're obviously REASONABLY smart, as you've managed to find your way into this inner santcuary that I call the Secret Page!
It has absolutely no information of any use, except for one or two small crusty items of nothing which I should have put on the main page but couldn't be bothered!
Well, as there is nothing else to say or do, I'll go again.
Have fun, browse around, and return to the main page when you can be bothered!
Okay?
Cool!
Catchya round,
Chris
The Secret File of Microsoft! Check this one out! It's FUNNY!
12 Pickup Lines and their Rejection Lines
- I know how to please a woman. - Then please leave me alone.
- I want to give myself to you. - Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
- What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? - What's it like being the biggest liar in the bar?
- Your hair colour is fabulous. - Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
- You look like a dream. - Go back to sleep.
- If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. - If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Do not enter (or 'Stop')
- Haven't I seen you somewhere before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
- May I have the last dance? - You've just had it.
- Is this seat empty? - Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
- Your place or mine? - Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
- Your body is a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.
Extra Links
An interesting homepage about Weirdo Homepages of the Week!
FakeMail, pranks & gags!
A page devoted to FUN stuff!
Check out Discworld MUD!
Subspace Headquarters.....Check it out!
One of my favourite humour archives on the net.
A mailbomber over the net! DO NOT ABUSE!
Australian Football League Homepage! Visit the headquarters of Australian Footy!
NBA homepage! I still love it!
If you're an ice hockey freak like me, come here!
The Armagedon network! Plenty of things to do and see in here!
Global Insight Homepage. A page designed tofoster understanding and co-operation among students all over the world, by promoting sharing of information.
My ISP's homepage. Come visit it and take a look!
Return to the main page!
E-mail me or die a horrible death involving a nail, 20 buckets of butterm and a VERY long stick!
