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the news page. For those of you getting used to the new
format, this page will display any news related to me or
that interests me. Read on for my biting commentary on
many issues. The one
Bombed, Yet Again.
not even sure why I'm reporting this. Those
of you who don't know this already obviously don't
get any news from anywhere but here. Which is sad
because this page has been up for less than a day.
the scoop is that the US and it's allies have been
bombing Afghanistan for over a week now, because they
refuse to give up one man, Osama bin Laden (insert
shrieking horror noise here). Refresh my memory if
you can, when is the last time anyone fought a war
over one person? I can think of none other than the
politicians are fervidly denying this, with such
outcries as "We are not bombing this nation
because of one person." and so on and so forth.
But am I the only person in this country who
remembers two weeks ago when the US propositioned
Afghanistan saying, "You turn over Osama bin
Laden, we won't bomb you."
as an aside, when reading my news stories, you must
realize that certian quotes are not direct quotes,
just my paraphrasing of the lubed-up direct quotes of
politicians, and other people with spin doctors.
I get 7,000 nasty emails from guys named Chet with
IQs of 60 (median), let me clear my position. I do
not defend bin Laden, I do not defend the Taliban,
for these are people with many many issues to deal
with. I have a few certain inalienable truths of my
own to offer.
should be treated as equal citizens.
should not fly airplanes into buildings.
Especially on purpose.
flies an airplane into said building, and he who
masterminds, and or funds said plane flying
should be severely punished by torture and,
ones are the kickers. Are you still reading Chet?
who suspect or accuse others of flying airplanes
into buildings, or masterminding or funding said
act, should be required to submit some sort of
physical proof to their own countrymen, and the
accused. This is America, folks.
performing police action might want to use
caution in retrieving said accused person, and
ensure that innocents will not perish.
living in the country performing said police act
should try to realize that not all who wear
turbans are named Osama bin Laden.
living in above country should seriously refrain
from mailing little white envelopes full of
taclum powder to others living in said country,
in an attempt (an effective one albeit) to
propagate terror, and further prejudice against
in said country might seriously want to rethink
how enlightened a nation we are when we engage in
that the basics are out ouf the way, I believe I can
end my story with a little recap. Maybe we shouldn't
bomb a whole country because of one individual. Maybe
we shouldn't hate Middle Easterners in our country,
almost all of us were the minority at some point in
history. Maybe we shouldn't spread Anthrax scares.
And most importantly, maybe we shouldn't fly any
airplanes into buildings.