WIZARD WINS IMPRESSIVELY! August 27th 2000, Warren Park New Milford, NJ
HARDCORE CROQUET'S FIRST EVER MAJOR TOURNAMENT Championship goes to the Wizard of Wickets, who decimated a field of 4 to take the SUMMER SIZZLER SPECTACULAR 2000. Warren Park proved to be a great battle ground for the field. The Wizard collected 5 out of the six first place finishes, to capture the crown, with 22 of a possible 24 points! Second place went to Queen Achilles, and third to a rookie, The Cheater! The Marquis continues to slide, failing to register points in 3 of the 6 games. Here are the final results!
CHAMPION-THE WIZZARD OF WICKETS, 22 points
2nd Place-Queen Achilles of Croquet, 14 points
3rd Place-The Cheater, 13 points
4th Place-The Marquis of Mallets, 7 points
CROQUECITO III August 10, 2000-Fraizier Fairgrounds
HARDCORE CROQUET hosted it's third tournament, and it was won by a ROOKIE! Stan Lazney smokes the field, two of the proven vets. Makes life interesting for the SSS 2K. Results are below!
Champion------Stan Lazney, 14 points Second ---------The Wizard of Wickets, 11 points Third------------The Marquis of Mallets, 11 points
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For complete HARDCORE CROQUET TOURNAMENT RULES, scroll down!
Ok, so what is HARDCORE CROQUET? It's the great game
of Croquet without the stuffy British rules! If you have a Croquet set, and a decent size yard, follow THESE rules for HARDCORE CROQUET!
1.01 The host sets up the 1st course. The defending winner in a challenge
series will go first. If it is a new challenge series, a coin flip will
determine the starter.
1.02 If played at a neutral site, the owner of the equipment will set up the
first course.
1.03 The host must provide refreshment, snacks and a bathroom.
1.04 If played at a neutral site, players must fend for themselves.
1.05 Challenge matches and Tournaments will be played to a conclusion. No
stopping because of weather or injury. Time limits may be set, but must be
announced at the beginning of the competition. A match or tournament
suspended due to time limit will be continued at the same location on ASAP.
One full game(forward and backward) must be complete before play is stopped.
1.06 Though some extreme croquet clubs condone cheating, this is one area
that will lead to a hardcore ass kickn' if caught during our matches. If
you get away with cheating during our little game, you'll have to answer to a
higher referee when you unfortunately die, due to a slow, debilitating,
crippling disease which you will be infected with.
1.07 Any situation not covered in these rules will be voted on by the
players, if no conclusion can be found, a fistfight will decide
the outcome.
If you follow these rules, you will eat up a chunk of your summer. GO PLAY NOW!
After a long winter, we are back at it!! The Marquis had lost 13 of 14 Challenges before dominating the Wiz in the latest match. It was so bad, that the Wizard lost his composure and intentionally uprooted wickets, balls and some other shrubbery. High comedy.
This many have said "CROQUET TERRIFIC", since July 1st, 2000.
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