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Read on, there's shit going on right now, nowhere, and everywhere! Completely untrue situations are happening all the time, read on and we will bring them to you!
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And also, Michelle and Emma Broadsheet, two unrelated sisters from Wollabingerton, New Cornwokshire.
Raised by a family of racoons and living almost entirely off wagon wheels and Boddingtons, they learned how to discover the REAL news, the one which seems so unbelievable. It actually, er, is.
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