Wierd Signs!!

Below we have started to collect wierd signs from around this even wierder world, as a way of bringing you joy, amusement and sheer horror! We have added more you crazy peeps, see them- they're REAL!!
Below we begin our collection. If you have a sign to add, send it to lovesushi@hotmail.com or the older wiser mrsmanics@hotmail.com

Er... What's the alternative to "while you wait"?!



Guys- there's finally a heaven for you!



Another dream come true!



To confuse Russian spies!



To chill those rabbits!



You might say it too if the takeaway was closed!



Aah, decisions, decisions!!



Not even a Little Chef?!

P-p-p-please take me home!

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