Hate Mail

I can't understand why people send us hate mail... but we have an obligation to show it to you, the Jorge-loving public!

(1/01/04)
Hey You,

You know who this is Jorge. I don't appreciate you airing out my lifestyles on your webpage. So what if you are God or whatever, you are still a human being. As a human being you should realize that people have feelings. What gives you the balls to sit here and post stupid things on the website about people that are completely untrue.

Tony

My retort to Mr. Batista

Tony, first off congrats on signing with Montreal. NOT! Get the hell out of there if you know what's good for yah. You know what they did to me when I wa there and I can promise you the same will happen again. On second thought, you may have had something to do about that. I will tackle that later.

Tony, I have every right by free speech to print the truth. You shouldn't be upset about the facts coming abroad, instead you should embrace it and let the real fans know where you stand. I mean, Mike Piazza has no problem with it. About feelings, in case you don't know I am GOD! Having that power I can do what I want, when I want to do it. Like for instance, you are now blind in your left eye. Trying hitting about .240 now!

As for what Tony Batista is talking about, click here!

This piece comes from Dr. Irving Schmagiggle...

Dear Julio,

Hello, my name is Dr. Irving Schmagiggle, and I'm a Dr. of poor baseball. As such one of your teammates, Tony Batista, with his awful defense and unbelievably complicated and worthless batting stance, was always of great interest to me! Now that you (the Orioles) have let Tony go, what does the future hold for him?

Thank you,
Dr. Irving Schmagiggle, author "Garbage Ball"

Here is my response...

Dear Dr. Schmagiggle,

First, let me compliment you on an excellent name. Secondly, to get to your question, Tony has been busy trying to find something to do with himself now that he's no longer an O. Your letter inspired some of the staff here to do a piece on Tony. Here it is! Hopefully it's to your liking!

This piece comes to us from a baseball player! Sort of...

Dear Julio,

I have rarely been more upset than when I looked at your site and saw a link to the Daryle Ward sucks page. I mean, not since McDonald's ran out of Big Macs have I been so upset... I mean, I already had twenty or so, but still...

My giant heart breaks every time I see that picture of me grinning with the words "Daryle Ward Sucks" over top. Well, it's the picture or my clogged arteries... Either way, would you take the link down?

Signed,
Daryle Ward

Here is my response...

Dear Daryle Ward,

Julio is truly sorry for you. I mean, I know not every baseball player can be as great as Julio, but you at least hope to measure up to Rusty Kuntz or Dickey Thon. Have you considered changing your name to give yourself more appeal? It worked wonders for "Oil Can" Boyd. Perhaps "Chubby McFatterton?"

If you simply change your name, then Daryle Ward sucks won't be saying that you suck anymore, and Julio doesn't have to be bothered to change his links page. Everyone wins.

Well, except for you... fatty...

PS, I heard you were moving to Pittsburgh... sure you'll fit?

This gem comes to us from Harry Yu, a Jorge hater and all around mean guy.

Dear Julio,

I recently looked over your site here and I came to this realization, the people you have running this site are IDIOTS! I mean, there is nothing on this site but mindless banter. They make up complete lies like the Nixon Family tree. To think that any person could say such things about another person, especially someone such as yourself is ridiculous.

Don’t get me wrong, I do think that you are a good pitcher, I just disagree with your associates. Please adhere to this advice and find some new website maintainers.

Signed,
Harry Yu

Here is my response...

Dear Mr. Yu,

I like when I hear people praising my abilities, but the second you start attacking good friends of mine is the second you piss me off. Joe and Jay are great people and I think that they are doing a great job wit this site. Those two are only speaking the truth. Everything posted on this page is correct, proper and true… especially the Nixon Family Tree.

Getting back to the topic at hand, you sir are an ass for calling my good pals “IDIOTS”! You can no longer be a part of the official Jorge “God” Julio fan club!

Thank You....NOT

P.S. Harry Yu? So… Is your name at the library “Yu, Harry?” Hahaha! ZING!

This piece of e-trash comes from a mister Larry Petticote...

Dear Jorge Julio,

I would just like to say that you are highly over rated and the fact that you have a website is rediculous. You are a sub par pitcher on a sub par team. I hope you just released at the end of the year. I will be happy to see you go.

Here is my retort to Mr. Larry Petticote

First off its "ridiculous". I think that your opinion is biased because you are upset that I am not playing for your favorite team. I think that my stats by far make up for my "sub-par"(yeah, thats right...there is a - in sub-par) label that you have put on me. Who else do you know that has 25 saves and an era of 2.00. I believe no one. Urbina sucks, Hoffman sucks, Gagne sucks and so does Smoltz. If I was playing for a winning team I guarantee 100 saves a year. Thats right, 100. So I say to you Mr. Petticote, go back in your hole women and stop playa haten me.

Thanks for your mail!!! Petticote, you are a bitch!!!
Stay Tuned for more Hate Mail concerning......ME, Jorge "God" Julio!

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