[A] indicates themes possibly not acceptable for those under the age of eighteen years.
These items were written by hand on paper between 1990 and 1992, and some very recently. They were later (1991-92) copied to 5.25 and 3.5 inch computer disks. The 3.5 disk was virus-scanned in summer 1999. The files were hand-translated into HTML format and uploaded.
Yet to be converted from .TXT into .HTML
with apologies to Rockwell, 1991
Living Off A Puer
with apologies to Bon Jovi, 1991
College Man
with apologies to They Might Be Giants, 1991
Multiple Personality
with apologies to Living Colour, 1991
Can't Read This
with apologies to M.C. Hammer, 1991
Batteries
with apologies to Metallica, 1992
Conduct the Current
with apologies to Metallica, 1992
Down the River
with apologies to Metallica, 1992
Jeopardy Messiah
with apologies to Metallica, 1992
The Gurgle Within
with apologies to Metallica, 1992
[A]Telephone
with apologies to RUSH, 1992
Nothing for Working
with apologies to RUSH, 1992
Dormitories
with apologies to RUSH, 1992
Avoidable Plights
with apologies to RUSH, 1992
Been Caught Speeding
with apologies to Jane's Addiction, 1992
In Chris
with apologies to Nirvana, 1992
Lobby Act
with apologies to Nirvana, 1992
Stay Awake
with apologies to Nirvana, 1992
Swiss Cheese People
with apologies to XTC, 1992
[A]Fart in an Elevator
with apologies to Aerosmith, 1992
Call Up Somebody
with apologies to Whitney Houston, 1992
Televisions
with apologies to RUSH, 1993
Copyright 1999 Chris Marsh. Last updated: September 19, 1999.