Chris Marsh's poetry collection and complete list of other song parodies, both reasonably acceptable for Internet publication

[A] indicates themes possibly not acceptable for those under the age of eighteen years.

These items were written by hand on paper between 1990 and 1992, and some very recently. They were later (1991-92) copied to 5.25 and 3.5 inch computer disks. The 3.5 disk was virus-scanned in summer 1999. The files were hand-translated into HTML format and uploaded.

Poems

Yet to be converted from .TXT into .HTML

Parodies

Somebody's dialing me

with apologies to Rockwell, 1991

Living Off A Puer

with apologies to Bon Jovi, 1991

College Man

with apologies to They Might Be Giants, 1991

Multiple Personality

with apologies to Living Colour, 1991

Can't Read This

with apologies to M.C. Hammer, 1991

Batteries

with apologies to Metallica, 1992

Conduct the Current

with apologies to Metallica, 1992

Down the River

with apologies to Metallica, 1992

Jeopardy Messiah

with apologies to Metallica, 1992

The Gurgle Within

with apologies to Metallica, 1992

[A]Telephone

with apologies to RUSH, 1992

Nothing for Working

with apologies to RUSH, 1992

Dormitories

with apologies to RUSH, 1992

Avoidable Plights

with apologies to RUSH, 1992

Been Caught Speeding

with apologies to Jane's Addiction, 1992

In Chris

with apologies to Nirvana, 1992

Lobby Act

with apologies to Nirvana, 1992

Stay Awake

with apologies to Nirvana, 1992

Swiss Cheese People

with apologies to XTC, 1992

[A]Fart in an Elevator

with apologies to Aerosmith, 1992

Call Up Somebody

with apologies to Whitney Houston, 1992

Televisions

with apologies to RUSH, 1993

Original parody list on this website


Copyright 1999 Chris Marsh. Last updated: September 19, 1999.

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