Me and co-worker in the elevator (oh yeah)
Got a fart that can't wait till later (oh yeah)
I think she's a sweet po-tater (oh yeah)
Hope she don't think I hate her (oh yeah)
We went out for Mexican for lunch
and I'm allergic to chili beans
So forgive me for that little stink
seeping out of my 501 jeans
Fart in an elevator
Stuck in between two floors (yeah)
Fart in an elevator
Can't crack open the doors (no)
The air, the air, can't breathe
this just ain't fair
Fart in an elevator
Please maintenance get us on the ground
Now I'm makin' your eyes water (oh yeah)
and you're tryin' not to breathe (oh yeah)
You wish Scotty would beam you up (oh yeah)
but you know you can't leave (oh no)
Try not to breathe too hard
'cuz my intestine is a sewer pipe
Get ready, babe, here I go again
The fruit is gettin' ripe
Fart in an elevator
Stuck in between two floors (yeah)
Fart in an elevator
Can't crack open the doors (no)
Gonna be a little stinker (oh yeah)
Gonna pollute the air (oh yeah)
Please don't strike a match (oh no)
You'll burn my butt bare (oh yeah)
I really am a cool dude
I really got a lot of class
It's just every once in a while
I leak a little gas
Fart in an elevator
Stuck in between two floors (yeah)
Fart in an elevator
Can't crack open the doors (no)
The air, the air, I can't breathe
This just ain't fair
Fart in an elevator
Stuck in between two floors
Fart in an elevator
Can't crack open the doors
The air, the air, the air, the air
Fart in an elevator
Please maintenance
Get us on the ground, ound, oooouuuuuuunnnnnnd.
(fart)