THE SEVEN DWARFS ON VACATION
The Seven Dwarfs vacation in Europe and receive an audience with the Pope. As the oldest, Dopey serves as spokesman for his mates. Standing before the Pope, Dopey asks, "Your excellency, are there any dwarf nuns in Vatican City?"
The Pope thinks for a moment and says, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Vatican City."
This makes the other six dwarfs snicker. Dopey then asks, "Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
"No," the Pope responds. "There are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
Hearing this, the other six dwarfs fall to the floor, laughing and howling. Dopey looks at the Pope and says, "Sir, are there any dwarf nuns in the world?"
"No, my son," the Pope says. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
With this, the other six dwarfs began chanting, "Dopey made love to a penguin! Dopey made love to a penguin!"
