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FLYING SOUTH

A stubborn sparrow decides not to fly south for the winter. But soon it gets to cold and he cannot stand it any more and heads south. The icy wind freezes the small birds wings and he falls to the ground. Cold and hungry and frightened the small bird thought it was all over when a cow came by and shit all over the bird. The bird was angry at first, then he relized the fresh manure was soft and warm and he started feeling better. He started feeling so good that he began to sing. A cat heard the song, came by, pulled the bird out of the manure, and ate him.

THE MORAL TO THE STORY IS:

  1. Not everybody who shits on you is your enemy.
  2. Not everybody who gets you out of deep shit is your friend.
  3. If you are happy being in a warm pile of fresh manure, enjoy it and keep your mouth shut.