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THE SEEING EYE DOG

Two guys were walking their dogs, a Doberman and a Chihuahua, when one of them says he is hungry. "No problem..." the other guy says, "Just follow my lead." He pulls out a pair of dark glasses and walks into a restaurant. The waiter stops him and says, "Sir, you cannot bring that dog in here. "But sir..." the man replies, "You see, I am blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." "A Doberman?" the waiter asks. "Yes, not only does he help me find my way around, he is great security." The waiter says OK and lets him in. The second guy pulls out a pair of dark glasses and walks into the restaurant. The waiter stops him and says "Sir, you cannot bring that dog in here." Can't you see I’m blind? This is my seeing eye dog." Says the second man. "A seeing eye Chihuahua?" the waiter asks. To which the man replies, "A Chihuahua! You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"