Negative Thirteen

We left the following destroyed and/or dead.: 4 Hotel rooms; 22 bar bathrooms (the make-up did more then paint our faces); 6 Roadside parks; 3 Rival bands vans and/or trailer tires; Complete motels (Kinsley KS, we tore it all up!); 1 Abandoned farm house; 2 School gymnasiums; Bloodied at least 15 stages; Had the department of health called out in Lincoln NE; 1 bar fight (We were the cause, but Planet Arsenal felt the impact); 1 wedding ruined by playing "Stroke it" minutes before it started (not on the lyrics page, but has to do with masturbation); 1 trailer house/recording studio (producer pissed us off); The famous practice hall in Hays KS. Also where GRYN got their start.; 2 Microphones due to over bashing of foreheads; 1 Liquor store bathroom; 1 Bar owners right hand (punched a brick wall when he saw the 12" strap-on on Snake); Countless guitar strings; 4 bloody shirts given out to the crowd; ?? unfathered children (a good guess is 0, we were all ugly); 113 No-Doz pills; endless number of Camel cigarette cartons; 8 pissed off neighbors; 2 pissed off landlords; 5 pissed off boss's; 1 "shaggin wagon" station wagon R.I.P.; 4 pissed off college girls (where do you think we got the make-up? Parties were good for shopping!); 28 cuts/scrapes/bruises; 4 pints of blood; 11 brain cells; 0 regrets