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So, I bought a computer. It's pretty cool. I thoroughly enjoy it. Here's the story of what happened when I went to buy it: I go to Best Buy and I tell some guy there I want to get this deal that ended that day (cuz it came with a moniter and printer and had some mail in re-bates) and he goes and gets it all for me. I proceed to tell him I will pay with my ATM card. Unknown to me I had some sort of daily spending limit on my card that would not let me spend $800, so I'm like "fuck". I tell them to hold the computer and such and I'd be back before they close. I went to an ATM and withdrew my maximum of $300 dollars, then Charlotte happened to have $100 of Christmas money (for Christmas or from Christmas is yet to be determined) at her house. That obviously was not enough. So, I called my good friend Nikos and told him I need his money. He met me at Best Buy and paid for my computer with his ATM card (though from the same bank did not have the same limit). I gave him the four hundred dollars I had on hand, then the next day I gave him four hundred dolalrs more. I also gave charlotte back a hundred. In conclusion, Wells Fargo can blow my gay-hole.

Nikos Pictured Below

Punisher comes out on Friday. He is awesome. When all of you realize how awesome he is, feel free to read my ample comic books about him. I even have the issue where the Punisher meets Archie! Infact, I have two of that issue. If you don't go see the Punisher this weekend I will throw acid in your face.


In other news: I just ate four Starbucks Sandwiches.

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Ryan "May Complicate Pregnancy" Davis