Short Stories

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Ahh, the centre for the short stories. These are little babies that I have, some better than others, and they have all gathered here for your entertainment pleasure.

Most of these, at least the newer ones, are humor, and most of these aren't so great. Note: A couple stories formerly defined as "short stories" have now moved to Multi-Part Short Stories so you can find them there.

As always, there is adult content and sensitive material on this page, so heed the warnings and summaries before you proceed. Don't read anything icky and come complaining to me. Thanks for visiting and reading. Feedback always appreciated!

Surprise Surprise

-- Rating: NC-17
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Slash, sex.
Summary: Jeff's depressed on his birthday - thinking he's got all his [sucky] birthday surprises figured out - but he's got another thing coming.
Notes: Birthday fic written for Jeff's bit 2-4.

My All

-- Rating: PG-13
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Slash.
Summary: Jeff reminisces about a love he can never have again.
Notes: Companion piece to Bittersweet Rain.

Bittersweet Rain

-- Rating: NC-17
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Slash, sex, and I believe, according to the story - underage sex. Shannon is only 16, while Jeff is 18, so I suppose statutory rape as well. But it's really not an icky story at all - in fact, it's very very sweet.
Summary: The story of that one beautiful night in which two people found something special in each other.
Notes: Companion piece to My All.

I Knew Your Face

-- Rating: PG, PG-13 ish.
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Nada.
Summary: Life moves on - but sometimes people don't. Or something like that.
Notes: This story was a product of what Celestial Brood refers to as "Spontaneous Birth." I.E. it just popped out of nowhere and wrote itself. I was looking @ piccies of Jeff in his OMEGA days with face make-up, and this thing just bit me in the ass.

It's All Right

-- Rating: PG-13
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Nothing, really, I don't think ... well, there's homosexuality involved, but it's not slash, by far.
Summary: Life likes to bite you in the ass. *chomp*
Notes: Included in the story.

Girls' Night Out

-- Rating: R
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Just language and silliness. Humor.
Summary: Two groupies have a night out ...
Notes: Included in the story.

Faithfully

-- Rating: PG
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Just a ton of mush.
Summary: Life on the road isn't easy, and one wrestler muses over his love ...
Notes: Included in the story.

Would It Have Worked

-- Rating: PG-13, PG
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Not much, I think maybe a nasty word, but that's all.
Summary: What went wrong? A broken relationship brings upon unanswerable questions ...
Notes: Included in story. Oh yes, and it's a poem.

LadyJackyl's Birthday Gift

-- Rating: R
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Many slashy references.
Summary: LadyJackyl's muses go franctic preparing for her birthday ... come take a look-see ...
Notes: Included in story.

Shanny's Insistence

-- Rating: R
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Slash references, dirty language, lots and lots of whining ...
Summary: Celestial's muses continue to take advantage of her ... this time, Shannon ...
Notes: Included in story.

Museys Strike Back -
A Collection of Letters

-- Rating: Ranges, mostly PG-13 or R
Possible Ickyjectible Content: References to icky sexual situations - nothing descriptive or too detailed, though. Also Slash.
Summary: First Jeff complains, then Matt complains, then it all goes to pieces ... The museys attack and voice their opinions in a series of letters.
Notes: Humor. All are five-minute pieces that are written off some sort of whim. Also features two letters by Lexa ... not written specifically for the series, but it fit in. All posted originally at LadyJ's message board. Also found under Multip-Part Short Stories since I wasn't sure what to classify it as.

God Bless The USA

-- Rating: PG
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Nothing.
Summary: Washington DC, Fourth of July ... there's joy all around but none within for Jeff.
Notes: First, if you're getting off a holiday high of happiness and joy, this may not be for you. No, there's no death or gore or violence *points up to the PG rating* but it's just not a happy-everybody-gets-what-they-want fic. Second, this is an "emotion-fic" - hence I wrote it off emotions that I had, which explains why it's so ... yeah. You'll probably understand once you read it. [It might also explain why the character seems so damn feminine.]

How Blessed Art Thou

-- Rating: G
Possible Ickyjectible Content: None
Summary: Uh ... just read ...
Notes: Included in story ... just read ...

Fly Away From Here

-- Rating: G
Possible Ickyjectible Content: None
Summary: The Hardy Boyz finish their glorious careers and reflect ...
Notes: Well, I included notes in the story, as usual, so I wont' repeat myself. Inspired by Aerosmith song "Fly Away From here." Pretty crappy piece of fanfic, if you ask me.

Imperfect

-- Rating: NC-17
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Slash, light BDSM, humor, sex
Summary: Shannnon Moore is ready to become a big boy with the help of his good friend, Jeff Hardy.
Notes: Another humor piece. :) This was a response to LadyJackyl's challenge on the EKWF list to write a realistic story about sex - i.e. one with all the mistakes and bad stuff that happens.

It's Not Hosiery - It's An Art Form

-- Rating: "R" for language and implied sexual stuff.
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Uh, you may be disturbed by the depiction of the Hardyz. Makes severe fun of them. Mind you, I love them!
Summary: So however did Jeff get those ideas for women's pantyhose?
Notes: A horrible attempt at WWF humor.

Born To Fly

-- Rating: "PG-13"
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Nothing really too bad.
Summary: Jeff was born to fly, and Amanda was born to love him. She tells the story of the end.
Notes: Very odd piece of work that was inspired by a picture I saw of Jeff in mid-Swanton motion. I wanted to put the picture up, but I can't find it again. Short, complete, uses characters (sort of) from the Empty Tank story.

Lonely Nights No More

(Formerly: The Story Where Christian Is Crying For No Apparent Reason)
-- Rating: "PG-13"
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Implied homosexuality.
Summary: An ancient world that doesn't seem so old ...
Notes: Oddly inspired. Very strange. Happens that I got really good feedback on it. :) Possible sequel pending.

Wash Away Those Years

-- Rating: "R"
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Detail depiction of rape - though it's not done untastefully, I don't think.
Summary: Something happened long ago and she can't let go ... but maybe he can help her.
Notes: Inspired by the Creed song. Really isn't very FanFic-ish, considering it never mentions any wrestler names, but you can certainly pretend that the person involved is a wrestler.

Dreaming Of You

-- Rating: "G"
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Cavities. Overdose of mush in this story.
Summary: Pointless fiction, really.
Notes: Super short story inspired by the Selena song. Guess who it features? Did you say Jeff? Come get your prize. Be warned, it's all mush. Extreme mush.

The Beach

-- Rating: "NC-17"
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Heterosexual sex in detail.
Summary: It's a PWP. [Plot, what plot?]
Notes: The beach, Jeff, sex ... you get the drill.

Untitled

-- Rating: "G"
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Not much.
Summary: A single-mother in the WWF, her story, her tears, her laughter.
Notes: A short story focusing on real-life WWF and a girl's trials of being a single mother. Main wrestler involved is (again) Jeff Hardy. Features Edge, Christian, Matt, Lita, The Rock (surprisingly), The Kat, and Y2J. Very odd and having no real beginning or ending.

HFS Meets The Hardyz

-- Rating: "PG-13"
Possible Ickyjectible Content: Some mentions of drugs, I think. Nothing severe.
Summary: A couple wrestlers and friends go to a concert/festival. See what happens.
Notes: My first attempt at writing a humorous piece. Really failed miserably in my opinion.

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