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Thanks to Calvin Martin:
Dark Matches
Alex Pug Portaeu vs Shane Sewell
Shane won with a diving headbutt. It's nice to see the Pug back in the WWF. Too bad
he's already jobbing again.
Winner: Shane Sewell
Papi Chulo vs Tom Miller
Some decent moves in this match. Papi did a summersault plancha to the outside on
Tom. Tom came back with a split legged moonsault and a frankensteiner. Tom finally
pulled it off with a corkscrew plancha from the top.
Winner: Tom Miller
Pat Myers vs Steve Andrews
Boring chants. Nothing special here.
Winner: Steve Andrews
Sunday Night Heat
Val Venis vs Steve Blackman
Val talked about Haley's comet. Val said Haley's comet only comes once every 76
years but the Big Valboski comes on command. Blackman immitated Val early on by
grinding. Kurt Angle came down. Asshole chants started right away. Angle tossed Val
some nunchucks. Angle screwed up on throwing Val the nunchucks. Angle was on the
outside of the ring throwing them to Val who was in the ring but they landed on the
other side of the ring and Val had to go out there and get them. When Val came back
in with the nunchucks it looked like Blackman was just waiting to get hit. Val clocked
Blackman with the nunchucks and got the pin.
Winner: Val Venis
Gangrel w/ Luna and Mideon vs Headbangers
Taz's logo came on during Mideon's entrance. Headbangers pinned Mideon with what
looked to be a Lou Thez press from the top. I'm sure there is a name for it but I just
can't think of it right now. Stage dive? Oh well.
Winners: Headbangers
Dlo Brown vs Taka Michinoku
USA chants immediately. Dlo hit a moonsault off the top for a 2 count. Dlo finally got
the pin via the lowdown. After the match Dlo hit Funaki with the sky high.
Winner: Dlo Brown
Godfather w/ 4 hos and Mark Henry w/ Mae Young vs Dudley Boys
Before the match started Henry got on the mic and read a short poem to Mae Young.
Dvon insulted the crowd and did the three commandments. Asshole chants pick up.
Dudleys with a lot of double teams early on because the ref had his back turned
messing with Mark Henry. Henry was finally tagged in and cleaned house. All 4 men
entered the ring which spilled to the outside. Mae jumped on Buh Buh Ray's back. The
ref called for the bell. After the match all the hos jumped on top of the Godfather and
Mae Young and Mark Henry hugged and danced.
Winner by DQ: Dudley Boys
Smackdown
Smackdown opens up with a taped segment from earlier in the day where Triple H and
Stephanie are holding a company meeting in front of all the wrestlers and staff. They
announce that Vince and Shane are not there plus they announce Rock vs Big Show
for the title and Al Snow vs Mankind.
Bossman is out cutting a promo. Chris Jericho comes out and tells Bossman that he is
boring everyone. Basically this becomes a impromptu matchup between Jericho and
Albert.
Chris Jericho vs Prince Albert
Chyna and Kitty (The Cat) come down to watch. Bossman sucks chants. Bossman
hands Albert his nightstick. As Albert was fixing to hit Jericho with the nightstick
Chyna racked Albert. Jericho did a lionsault then picked up the nightstick and hit
Albert with it and got the pin.
Winner: Chris Jericho
Triple H and Stephanie are shown backstage. Stephanie said she is going to the ring
to see Kurt Angle wrestle, who's opponent happens to be Test.
Back from commercial Triple H tells Stephanie that she isn't going anywhere. He tells
her to sit down and drink some champagne. Stephanie leaves anyways.
Kurt Angle vs Test
Stephanie comes to ringside for color commentating. Test backed Angle up into the
turnbuckle and punched his head ten times. Stephanie said to ring the bell. Test is
disqualified. Test stalked Stephanie around the ring and up the ramp. It was a trap.
DX attacked Test on the rampway. Finally after DX backs off and leaves Test is
helped up by Patterson, Brisco, and BB.
Winner by DQ: Kurt Angle
Slam of the week: Jeff Hardy's senton bomb off of the top of the cage from Raw
Monday night.
Back from commercial Patterson, Brisco, and BB check on Test in the back. Triple H
and Stephanie walk up and tell Brisco and Patterson that they have to wrestle the
New Age Outlaws or they are fired.
Jeff Hardy vs Matt Hardy
Terri of course comes out with both the Hardys. Matt and Jeff start really getting into
it. Terri comes in and tries to break it up. They push her down so she goes back to
the outside to watch. Jeff did a senton bomb to the outside on Matt. Back in ring Jeff
hit another senton bomb for a 2 count. Matt won when he put Jeff in a sleeper like
hold and dropped him to the mat. Probably more like an inverted ddt I guess. After the
match they all hugged and made up.
Winner: Matt Hardy
Tori is in the back telling Triple H and Stephanie that she is not going to wrestle in
any more pudding matches. Oh. Is that so? Stephanie says she is wrestling her
tonight.
Back from commercial the Mean Street Posse is in the back offering their help to Triple
H and Stephanie. Triple H tells them maybe we got something for you.
Tori vs Stephanie
This match never took place. Triple H and Stephanie told Tori to look at the ovaltron.
Kane was getting his ass kicked by the Mean Street Posse. Stephanie tells Tori her
real opponent is X-Pac. X-Pac did the bronco buster and x-factor for the win. X-Pac,
Triple H, and Stephanie stand over Tori humiliating her. Kane comes out but it's way
too late and carries Tori to the back.
Winner: X-Pac
Back from commercial Posse is shown backstage talking to Triple H and Stephanie
again. I didn't hear what they said.
Al Snow is shown backstage supposedly thanking DX for something. They never
showed DX as Al was just talking in front of a locker room door that said DX on it.
Al Snow vs Mankind
Falls count anywhere. Al comes to the ring charging at Mankind with a baseball bat.
Mankind hits Al with a chair a couple of times. Mankind with a double arm ddt on Al on
a steel sign. Al got away from the socko claw. Mankind got Al with the testicular claw
with a pair of tongs. Mankind then picked up a bowling ball and bowled it right into Al's
crotch. Strike! The match ended up going into the back. Mankind and Al fought in the
DX locker room for a bit. They didn't show what was goin on in there although we
heard a lot of noises. Next thing you know Al and Mankind are outside the door on the
ground where Mankind got the pin.
Winner: Mankind
The Rock is shown backstage leaving his locker room.
Back from commercial Terri is shown talking to Santa.
Backstage, the Mean Street Posse try to leave the building. Triple H and Stephanie
order them back in the building to fight the Acolytes.
Acolytes vs Mean Street Posse
Faarooq pinned Rodney in the first minute. After the match the Acolytes continued to
destroy the Posse and I do mean destroy. Ron Simmons was way over. Unbelievable!
You had to be there. The place exploded. Lots of FSU tomohawk chops and war
chants.
Winners: Acolytes
Backstage Lilian Garcia was interviewing Jim Ross. Ross commented on Stephanie and
Triple H's actions. Ross said she was a word that sounded like witch but started with
a B.
Back from commercial Triple H threatens Jim Ross. Stephanie slaps Ross down.
Too Cool and Phatu vs Hollys and Viscera
The match ended when Phatu moved out of the way and Viscera splashed Hardcore
by accident. Phatu pinned Hardcore with the turnbuckle buttsplash, or whatever you
call it. Heh. After the match Too Cool and Phatu danced.
Winners: Too Cool and Phatu
Patterson and Brisco vs New Age Outlaws
Tag team championship match. Match started with Brisco throwing powder in Mr.
Ass's eyes. Patterson and Brisco put the figure four and boston crab on them at the
same time. Outlaws ended up winning the match when Mr. Ass put the fameasser on
Brisco.
Winners: New Age Outlaws
Backstage, the Rock and Big Show are shown on a split screen walking around.
During the commercial they placed a recliner chair in front of the ovaltron.
The Rock vs The Big Show
World title match. Triple H and Stephanie come out before the match starts and Triple
H says it is now a lumberjack match. Triple H and Stephanie sit down in the recliner in
front of the ovaltron drinking champagne. The lumberjacks are Hollys, Dudleys, Posse,
Viscera, New Age Outlaws, X-Pac, Mideon, Prince Albert, Gangrel, Al Snow, and Kurt
Angle.
The Rock hits Big Show with a rock bottom. New Age Outlaws stop the count. Big
Show chokeslams the Rock. New Age Outlaws pull Big Show out before the 3 count.
Here comes Mankind with a cart full of weapons! The Rock is wearing everybody out
on the inside of the ring with a cookie sheet while Mankind is taking care of business
on the outside. Somehow in all of this Big Show managed to leave. Viscera was the
last one left in the ring with the Rock. Rock bottom and people's elbow on Viscera.
Triple H took off his shirt and wanted to come to the ring and fight the Rock but
Stephanie held him back. I'm pretty sure this is where Smackdown ended.
Winner: No Decision
After Smackdown went off the air The Rock did his usual mic work. Everybody started
chanting FSU. The Rock said he's going to call a spade a spade. When he graduated
from Miami in 95 he said FSU whipped our ass. Then he did the poontang pie bit. Mr.
Ass came to the ring and received a rock bottom and people's elbow. The Rock left.
But wait, Rock came back and sang the Smackdown Hotel for us and finally left for
good. And that was it........
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