is Jennifer Garrett?
is not Jennifer
Garner. She is also not Jennifer
Eccleston. She is not a research
associate. She is not an
artist. She is not an actress.
She is a writer and editor who used to live in Jamaica
Plain, a lovely neighborhood of Boston, but now resides in the Seattle area.
so now we know where you live. How else can we stalk you?
You can reach me via e-mail
or on IM at jengirlg. I do not enjoy other stalking methods, so please
do not attempt them.
did you start blogging?
You can blame it all on Biz Stone.
people really call you Jennifer?
It's true, people rarely call me Jennifer, and you'll find that I refer
to myself as Jen. You may address me as Jen, Garrett, thealltogethernow
JenGarrett, or almost anything else you can come up with as long as
it's not Jenny. And, no, it's not funny when you call me Jenny anyway.
you really have a roommate named Jen or is she a figment of your imagination?
Jen does in fact exist. You can see her here,
with my step-dog, Sam. That's right, he's a pit bull, so reconsider
your response to question 2.
you the Jen Garrett I remember from college/high school/elementary school/Bible
It's certainly possible if you went to Wellesley
Memorial High School, Warsaw
Middle School, Baker
Junior High School, or South
Elementary. Bible school seems doubtful as I was gently reared as
a Catholic and attended CCD.
exactly do they breed freakshows like you?
I was born in Toledo, Ohio, and
grew up in the Dayton area, as
well as Billerica, Mass.
I resent this question. Of course I'm hot.
you a narcissistic, self-absorbed egomaniac?
Yes. Are you reading this at work?
love your site and I want to give you something. What should I get you?
Anything from my wishlist
would be lovely, thank you. I also love Mountain
Dew, fast cars, Barq's Red Creme
Soda, Dixon Ticonderoga soft #2 pencils,
and cute little socks. Look, I never claimed to be normal.
facts about Jen Garrett
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