Jeffinitions

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I'm back! YEEEEAAAAH. I finally remembered the password I forgot to remember when I made this website in 8th grade. 200 years later, I'm back and ready for stupid.

Jeffinition - A definition created by Jeff.

That's right. It's what everyone has been waiting for - Jeffinitions. These words created by Jeff are made to aid the English vocabulary in ways you could never imagine. So, sit back and enjoy the wonderful world of Jeffinitions.

• astronautification - The process of becoming an astronaut.

• banana-like - To be similar to a banana.

• bust-it-outy - Possessing the quality of being busted out, usu. applied to music.

• colorcloud - A cloud seen with color other than white, usu. visible during sunrise and suset.

• datatize - To place in chronological order. (Credit to John)

• diagonalize - To put on a diagonal or slant.

• differentialation - The process of becoming different. (Credit to Wyatt Schroeder)

• disagreer - One who disagrees. (Credit to Mr. Palmer)

• hydroful - To be full of water.

• inertiatate - To obtain the effect of inertia, to resist movement.

• Jeff Syndrome (JS) - A chronic illness; symptoms are constantly forgetting things, esp. questions, and becoming very energetic.

• joshquote - An idiotic phrase or sentence said by Josh Ressler.

• liquidiful - Containing liquid.

• massier - To have more mass.

• multi-maimed - To be maimed in rapid succesion.

• penned - To get drawn upon with pen.

• semi-rain - Rain with a level of density between no rain at all and a slight drizzle.

• ticklishness - A level of how ticklish someone or something is.

• varietize - To vary in choices or options.

• vibration-lines - Lines used to show vibration of an object.

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Last Updated 6/2/04