Not too much right now, but more will come.
That is not Pepsi! - Jeff
Oh crap! My mom didn't get the mustard out! - Jeff
What two colors do you mix to get red? - Charlie
The ponies did this... - Thomas
You idiot! You stabbed yourself with a bookbag! - Shaun
Have you ever been maimed by swimming ostriches? - Jason
Cheap Korean pens! - Jeff
Ouch. My ego hurts. - John
If anyone asks, the gnomes did this! - Alex
I just threw a piece of foil at you and it hit you in right you. - Jeff (That wasn't supposed to make sense.)
Straight... and trust me, that's a nine. - Jeff
I'm red. - John
The trick is to pretend you're talking to a guy with one more place you can't touch. - Jeff on how to talk to girls
You make me shake when you do that! - Anna
Ow! My hair! - Anna
My sore is throat. - Wyatt
I won't damn cuss. - Wyatt
I'm not allowed to say gas. - Kevin
Keep saying stupid things!
