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OLD PHILOSOPHER SEZ, |
I've actuality seen these on the bumpers of cars.
Seen in D.C. HONK IF YOU HAD SEX WITH THE PRESIDENT.
No particular place. LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF
SNATCH A KISS, OR VICE VERSA.
A CAT ALMOST ALWAYS BLINKS WHEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER.
HORN BROKEN, WATCH FOR FINGER.
SEX ON TELEVISION CAN'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU FALL OFF.
WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON?
TO ALL YOU VIRGINS, THANKS FOR NOTHING.
IMPOTENCE: NATURE'S WAY OF SAYING "NO HARD FEELINGS"
IF YOU'RE NOT A HEMORRHOID, GET OFF MY ASS.
IF SEX IS A PAIN IN THE ASS, THEN YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.