Kun- DB Sites tell you it means close friend, Its real meaning: GOD I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU,
Example: Throughout the series (japanese) Bulma calls Goku, Son-Kun.............get it?

Sama- DB Sites tell you it means lord or respected one, its real meaning: You are the weirdest freak i have ever met,
Example: In the jap version goku always calls King Kai, Kaio Sama........hehe

Mirai- DB Sites tell you that it means future, its real meaning: Hot Guy with slick moves,
Example: Mirai Trunks (NO I AM NOT GAY)

Ki- DB Sites tell you it means life force or inner strength, its real meaning: God, I gotta take a dump,
example: throughout dbz you hear the phrase: That ki is amazing! Ive neva felt anything like it........get it?

Oozaru- DB Sites tell you it means "the form saiyans turn into when they look at a full moon" WRONG, Its real meaning: The thing saiyans turn into during mating season,
Example: When a Saiyan looks at a full moon, he starts growling (mating call) and he grows into a giant ape, this is because he/she wants to mate with King Kong, and have children........0_0

Senzu Bean- DB Sites tell you it is a bean which when eaten regenerates a person's strength, its real meaaning: Its dope
Example: 1. When a person takes dope, they become very hyper and act all weird, 2. When a Z fighter takes a senzu bean, they suddenly unleash a fury of attacks (hyper) and suddenly find some inner strength that they never knew they had (actin weird)

Super Saiyan- DB Sites tell you it means when a Saiyan transforms into a stronger being with gold hair and bigger muscles, its real meaning: Saiyan PMS,
Example: in PMS the person becomes very grouchy and mean, and yells a loy.......when a saiyan turns SSJ they havta to start yelling like "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH", they become very irratble (goku tells gohan to take piccolo and run when he 1st turns SSJ" and they somehow get stronger due to their PMS, eh?

People have had their minds rotted by mindless DBZ humor since Haloween of the year 2000

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