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-True Stories, Behind the scenes | KHOW - Kakarot's House of Wonder - If Things Happened Differently | ||||||||||
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if Bardock was wished back to life? I think that...... He would immediantly get freaked out by Chi Chi, and then attempt to commit suicide after learing that Gohan became a scholar rather than a fighter. He then, would start to kiss "Prince" Vegeta's feet. Of course he would attempt to spar with Gokou because he would want to become a SSJ. Chi Chi would then yell at him for eating with his hands. He would commit suicide when he learns that Goku is a slobbering fool with no manners what so ever. Have you ever wondered what would happen if Vegeta's Father. King Vegeta came back to life? I think that... He would immedianty start to hit Vegeta for not wishing him back earlier. Then, he would start to kick Vegeta because he is not the strongest fighter in the world. He would become best friends with Kakaroto in hopes of getting closer to Chi Chi because he thinks that Chi Chi is a saiya-jin because of her toughness. He would dream about starting another new race of fighters with Chi Chi, and would spit at Vegeta every time he would see him. Have you ever wondered what would happen if Goten had never met his father Goku? I think that... Goten would grow up to become a bum on the street, because Chi Chi kicked him out of the house for not using the right fork. He would always dream about meeting the one person who could stand up to his mother....his father, Goku. He would not train because everybody would worship Vegeta becuase he suddenlly became the mystical SSJ5 after learing that Kakaroto could never be wished back to life. He would meet a wonderful Girl named Zigdart. Zigdart would eventually leave him at the alter in hopes of marrying Gohan. Goten would wander up into the mountains where he would remain until Chi Chi called him for dinner. Have you ever wondered what would happen if Goku became the prince of all Saiya-jins? I think that...... First, he would change the Saiya-jin battle uniform from the traditional armor to the orange gi with crazy symbols on it. Next, he would invite Freiza-sama over for tea to discuss the next Saiya-jin fundraiser, in which he would make all the Saiya-jins dress up as the Easter Bunny and sing the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua in front of giant crowds of people.Last, he would sell the Saiya-jin empire for 4$ because he did not have any change for the soda machine. When the Saiya-jin empire was finally vanquished he would set out back to Earth to eat some chocolate pie. Have you Ever wondered what would happen if all the people on Earth had 3 eyes just like Tienshinhan? I think that......... Tien would become the king of the 3 eyed dudes with his one and only princess the clown! He would then make all american cartoons have a red backround to symbomlize the reality of pink eye in today's world. He would then become the spokes person for that clear eye stuff on TV, and be fired for using up all of the merchandise. In his last few days of life he will of course accidentaly poke out one of his eyes with a fork, trying to clean up a deadly battle scar.... Have you ever wondered what would happen if Bulma and Yamcha got married? I think that........ Yamcha, would develop a secret crush on Chi Chi, because he realized that he does not really love Bulma. Bulma, on the other hand, would have a fling with Master Roshi to try to get back at Yamcha for cheating on her. This would go on for about 5 months, until Goku realized Yamcha had a crush on Chi Chi. Goku would destroy Yamcha, in anger then wish him back with the DragonBalls, after thinking about it for a while. Yamcha would eventually divorce Bulma, give up the crush on Chi Chi, and pursue his long lost love.......KaioSama Have you ever wondered what would happen if Chi Chi and Bulma ever fused? I think that....... The fused character would be called BuChi and run amuk around the universe! BuChi, would destory Gogeta in a monstorous battle, because Goku and Vegeta fused together to try and stop BuChi. After destrying Gogeta, BuChi would tear across japan, ripping off every department store in sight. Becuase of this, the stock market would crumble, and the world in flames. After the 30 minutes are up, Bulma and Chi Chi would wish back Goku and Vegeta, only to re-fuse in a fit of anger! The entire story would repeat 20 times, until Master Roshi finally destroyed BuChi, after slipping on a bannana peel, and knocking 400,000 tons of concrete on top of her.
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