Chris' Home Page
Welcome to my website. All of the links below will take you to different areas, becasue I have no grasp whatsoever of "frames." Most pages will not have a link back to the main page, because I can't remember how I did it, so use the back button on your browser or just sit there and read the same lame joke for the rest of your life. Up to you, really. Have fun.
Look around, stay awhile...
Meet a few members of the JLA and put them on your desktop
Meet Adam and Val
Learn all about Byron's brush with international espionage
See some photographs from our trip to Egypt
Summer Blockbusters - 5 second reviews
- Pirates of the Caribbean - Quick, name the last movie you saw. If you didn't say "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl" then the last movie you saw sucked. Go see this one and stop wasting money on stupid movies.
- Terminator 3 - Rocks. Watch it because it will kick your girly ass and Arnold is in it.
- X2 - Good clean mutant fun, but Colossus isn't Arnold...why?
- League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Take a well-loved comic by Alan Moore, remove the plot, insert new characters, revolve new plot around new characters, and what do you get? A piece of crap I wouldn't pee on if it were on fire.
- Matrix Reloaded - was basically entertaining until the ending hour-long monologue about math, or whatever that guy was saying.