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A True Story Of My Brother's Involvement In International Espionage

This is the story of how Byron met, was seduced by, almost assisinated by, and almost killed the lovely and talented international spy, Katya. With photographic evidence.

The Seduction

Here we see the innocent lad, Byron, seduced by the lovely and talented Katya's wordly philosophies of onions and knowledge of inexpensive wines. This photo taken mere moments before he divulged intelligence of little import to any known governmental agency.

The Assasination Attempt

After luring Byron deep into the jungle, the lovely and talented international spy, Katya, attempts to cover her trail by murdering him with a tasteful and understated leglock.

Self Defense

Here we see Byron turning the tables on his captor, his face set in murderous determination as he reaches to strangle the traitorous and lovely and talented international spy, Katya.

Incarceration

The local authorities intervened and charged Byron with attempted murder. As it turns out, the lovely and talented Katya was not an international spy and it was all a huge misunderstanding. This information was revealed shortly after this picture was taken, of Byron being extradited to Siberia to serve a life sentence for lovely and talented international espionage (an unexpected verdict, since he was accused of attempted murder, as you may recall). Byron's ex-monk brother was mounting a rescue attempt when the author died and so Byron will likely rot in hell forever. Tough luck, old bean.