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Motley Magazine About Us ---- Issue #4: Stanely Finds a Vortex,
---- There's a Lot of Letters in Rumplestiltskin, ---- An Ingenious Adventure,
---- A Failure of Self-Help,
---- Stony Weather,
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There's a Lot of Letters in Rumplestiltskin by Robert Neilson It was one of those straw into gold gigs. You know the type - innocent So I'm passing the window doing my ugly thing, you know, trolling for "Gold," she says.
So I look around. No gold, right?
"Straw," she says. "Spinning wheel," she says.
A little light bulb comes on over my head. I bin there before, remember?
"No way, cooze," I quote and throw my leg over the windowsill.
"Oh, please, kind... kind sir?" she wails. "No gold, no wedding." She draws a finger across her throat. "No me."
Well, I always been a sucker for a pretty face. A great set of bazooms "Enough already. I'll do it," I tell her. "But it's a one time gig. No "Thank you, thank you," she says, falling to her knees and kissing my I did a quick calculation, wishing I was twice as tall. "Okay," I says. "Check," she replies.
"You know the deal?" I say. "I get dibs on the first, right? No pay, no "Yeah, yeah," she says, in a hurry for me to get started. "My cousin did 'She didn't understand it neither,' I said to myself.
So she sacked out and I did my thing with the straw. At the end of the Well, when she saw the result of my labours the little lady jumped up and So she gets the king and a diamond ring and there's still the biggest What could I do, I sat by the phone right up until the night before the She looks kinda surprised to see me, naturally, and I wouldn't have been But fair play, she gathers herself together, draws her nightgown tight I flashed her the old ivories and bowed all the way to the floor, which "But I don't got no firstborn," she says lookin' kinda puzzled. "I ain't "Exactly," I says. "Which is why I'm here to collect, before you do."
"I don't got no firstborn," she says again.
"Not yet," I says, hauling out the old magic wand and showing her the "Jeez," she says, hustling outta that nightgown. "There's sure a lotta |