Vanessa says: ack, I'm never going to get this bloody blog written in time / write me a blog entry will you?
yidaho says: long as it's not sorebum massacre
yidaho says: get out.. i can't even find the time to do my own this week / too busy watching the idiots on Addictz
Vanessa says: write me one on 'squealing belt washing machine'/ pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease / I have no ideas for that one at all
yidaho says: lol, i've not suffered a squealing belt problem before..
Vanessa says: me either. I've made them make a slapping sound that's quite satisfying, but not a squeal - I think that's a 'dom' too far for me
yidaho says: can't you make one up..
Vanessa says: MAKE ONE UP!? sacrilege. wash your marf art.
yidaho says: you shrunk a fabric belt in the washing machine.. and wearing it made you squeal?
Vanessa says: that's asinine!
yidaho says: lol
Vanessa says: Go on....... pleeeeeeeease write it for me; pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
yidaho says: lol
Vanessa says: stop not answering 'yes', you; you could write about that washing machine wank advert - where she's on the machine for a bit *too* long. She squeals in that.
yidaho says: lol, trooo
Vanessa says: Go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, do it. You know you want to
yidaho says: are all these posts about search strings? i didnt read through them properly. I was saving it for when i got on holiday.. you know, print it off and take it on a 10hr flight to USA, or something..
Vanessa says: Pah; I don't care if nobody reads them, I had a reason for writing them
yidaho says: oh?
Vanessa says: Anyway, anyone repeats those searches, they'll get ME; hahaha
yidaho says: lol, i noticed that too
Vanessa says: have you not noticed that when people do a search string entry, the next week or so, their blog is awful racy -- not in style, just the odd words / trying to get the perverts onside?
yidaho says: most of my visitors arrive by mistake
Vanessa says: rubbish!

2. Further research reveals
That 'washing machine tv wank advert' was for a mobile phone company, and their official site encourages mucho sex with household appliances. I quote:
"welcome to orgasmatic washing machine, where the spin cycle is saucy and the rinse rampant."
Apparently it was the first ever orgasm shown on a British advertisement. They kindly allow you to watch the advert online, and offer a 'win an orgasm' competition. Weird.
But not as weird as the 'which sex doll fits you?' quiz one finds if you google for the mobile phone shop's company logo, 'are you ashamed of your mobile?'

Before Martin turns it up, here's some proper research (sponsored by the same ever-liberal phone company) on UK incidence of sex with kitchen gadgets.

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