top ten keys on the keyboard
- ^ - I have never used this key. maybe i should start thinking about it?
- the "=/+" key. how many times, how MANY times have I forgotten to hit shift with this one. Come on, guys.
- the "z" key. never use it. it just sits alone in the bottom left. say hello z.
- the "backspace" arrow. this key has a beautiful illustration on it in case you don't understand exactly what it does.
- the "tab" key. its illustration is a little bit more complicated. not sure I have it figured out yet.
- all of the numbered keys on the right of the main keys. Why? because I didn't notice they were even there untill just now and I am still not sure why they are.
- f12. if anyone ever uses f12, let me know.
- "capslock". I just love that word. Wait a minute. Its two separate words. I am looking right now. oops.
- the "1/!" key. Exclamation point is my favorite punctuation mark.
top ten rules of "Christian" dating
- Never actually talk to the person. Gotta leave room for the holy spirit to work.
- If you don't know what a DTR is, you probably aren't mature enough to date.
- If you don't who Joshua Harris is, you probably aren't mature enough to date.
- If you do use a DTR, (AND THIS IS FOR GUYS ONLY, girls, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!) its best to use analogies. Ask Pete about this one. Tennis courts and whatnot.
- Girls, whenever you feel like doing anything, stop. Remember, its probably the guys job as a leader.
- Girls, whenever you feel like doing nothing, stop.
Remember, its probably the guys job as a leader.
- Guys, if you make it to the second DTR, make sure you have a wedding list ready. Don't forgot me!
- Girls, don't interrupt during that DTR. This could be the difference between marriage and more Blockbuster nights.
- If you want to hold hands, make sure you've asked permission. That includes all senior citizens in the church as well. They deserve to know whats going on.
- Always remember that "speaking in tongues" is frowned upon as a spiritual gift.
top ten records right now
- belle & sebastian - if you're feeling sinister
- radiohead - hail to the thief
- coldplay - a rush of blood to the head
- the beatles - let it be
- talking heads - 77
- jawbreaker - dear you
- the beach boys - endless summer
- modest mouse - and then nothing turned..
- starflyer59 - old
- pedro the lion - winners never quit.
top five names for Radiohead cover bands
- Tom York and the Silent Letters
- Pyramid Bong
- 2+2=1823
- Hail to the Reef(er)
- Above Average Computer
top ten "Mock-tor" Peppers
- Dr. Thunder - Wal-Mart
- Dr. Whatever - Freshfields
- Dr. Perky - Food Lion
- Dr. Zing - Giant
- Dr. Riffic - Eckerd
- Dr. Skipper - Safeway
- Mr. Pibb - Anywhere
- Dr. Rocket - K-Mart
- Dr. K - Kroger
- Dr. Smooth - Harris Teeter
Honorable mentions: Dr. S - Shoppers Food Warehouse, and Dr. Joe - Trader Joe's
top ten nicknames for Ireland
- Stray Dog Land
- People with Ponies
- Dude, where's my teeth?
- Keg-sington
- Meatfest
- My-Beeria
- RePUBlic of Ireland
- Dude, where's my turning signal?
- Dude, where's our cops?
- Home of Hurling (both kinds)
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