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Playmate of the year - 1984


Uhm so...hi. This is the most un-entertaining part of the page, but i guess you should know the 'author' of this ridiculousness in some way...maybe? (if you don't happen to know me already. Which, if you're here, you clearly do).

Name's Natasha. I live in Middletown, NY in a quaint townhouse with a back yard the size of a small convenience store, a front yard the size of a slice of pie, and I love every inch of it. I have a cat named Pepper and a fish named Gilbert whom is possessed and likes to kill any other fish i try to house with him (because he's a male betta and you're not supposed to do that...it took Gilbert's Bitch and a goldfish I can't remember the name of, may he/she/it rest in peace, to figure that out).

I was born in January 1984 in a yuppie community in Northern New Jersey, moved up here a few days later (my mom's sister was her lamaze coach). I am not from New Jersey. My life has been pretty average, but I have some great memories so far and hope to continue to build on them and live every day. I went through my exciting "teen-drug/party/WHOO" phase a tad early, from ages 12-15, so now I'm one relatively tame broad given my age. I dropped out of high school and got my GED and am now in college majoring in Radiologic Technology. That kind of disappoints me. Why, you might ask? Well, because i could have taken that 'genius' leap and gotten my GED last year (because really, save for what I missed in math, i didn't take much away from the experience except how to successfully get straight A's while attending classes as infrequently possible) and saved me/them some unnecessary trouble. Oh well.

My parents got divorced when i was 5 or something. I don't remember them ever being together so this never had any impact on me except I had 2 christmases, 2 birthdays, and no arguing parents to try and ignore. So, sidenote - if you're a parent in an unhappy marriage/relationship, do your children a favor: they don't need you to stay together for them - that's actually the last thing they need. The sooner the better - if you wait, that just damages them more. Don't believe me? Ask my brother who is 7 years my senior and the countless other products of late-childhood divorce. If an 18 year old has this figured out, anyone should be able to.

Anyway - where am I at these days? Work, school, work, school, sleep on occasion, computer, school, work, school, enrich life with friends. Im a car nerd, a computer semi-nerd, a traveling-nerd, a hiking-nerd, a music-nerd...turning into a pool-nerd... jesus, im a dork ;-)~ Music is great. I won't get too into that here though, that will turn this into a 6,000 page discography of every album I've ever liked or listened to. Not good. But, I'll leave it at I like all kinds of music, Classic rock, All kinds of Metal, from your average metal to death metal, rap (old crap), r&b, reggae, techno, some 80's stuff, some pop, some punk, some weird stuff, some country, a little of EVERYTHING but, hmm, contemporary christian (yuk mommy!) yanno. Being diverse with music is open-mindedness...and that, my friends, is never a negative.


update - 2/01/03... I now live in Texas (as of 01/04/03) with the boyfriend, Matt. Im no longer going for Radiologic technology, its now Health Info. Management (cancer/tumor registrar prospect)


update again - 11/05... I now live in Arizona with the boyfriend, still Matt. Im no longer going for Health Info. Management, its now Business. MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND, SELF! But yeah, I would like to move back home.

update again, again - 06/10...I can't believe this still exists, and that I even remember it exists. All I can say is...sheesh. Sooooo, Matt is no longer a part of the picture as of 2007. We were together for 5 years, purchased a home together, and split up 8 months later. Whoops. Lesson learned. And, real shocker here, my major has once again (uhm, try 3x over since the last update) changed: I finally finished my associates in 2008 and am pursuing my BS in Criminal Justice/Criminology with a minor in Social/Behavioral Science. In the past semester I've developed a disdain for my major (it's immensely boring and there's really nothing in the field that I want to do at this point) but I am too far along not to finish it up without feeling like I'd wasted time/money/effort, so I will finish. Maybe I'll continue on for a second bachelors, maybe I'll go on for my masters, maybe I'll find my calling and it won't even require a degree (or a specific degree), maybe I'll move to Tibet and become a Monk-helper, maybe I'll die before I have the chance to do any of it. In-between, I'll just keep living the best I know how...thinking, absorbing, experiencing, doing the things I want to and not doing the things I don't. Loving, sharing, empathizing, understanding, experiencing as best I can. Maaaan.