I say a lot of stupid things, so I thought it might be funny to put a section up here where you can read some of them. Laugh all you want, I know I'm a nutcase.

"I'm a mad biscuit."

"Mashing CocoPops up to try and make chocolate powder didn't work... now there's all these icky bits floating in my milk."

"Ich bin eine Kartoffel!" [German for: I am a potato]

"It's a light blue pretending to be a dark blue."

"Trees are evil!

"Random!"

"Ich habe Artemis in die Garage gefesselt." [German for: I have Artemis tied up in the garage.]

"Hungry! Thirsty! Feed me! Err... drink me?"

"The evil CD tower tried to eat me!"

"Doesn't anybody else keep their cheese in a box?"

"Sie haben unsere Vivi gestohlen!" [German for: they have stolen our Vivi.]

"La-la-bibble."

"Penguins are evil!"

"Look! It's the village! The people village! With the people!"

"What kind of a parrot has feet like that?! It's a penguin!"

"My hair is rabid and likes to eat people."