Weird Al is God

i decided to dedicate my page to my friend Jerry. i miss you. i know that you are in heaven yelling at all the angels for not using the crosswalk. i'll love you always.........

I'M NOT IN ALASKA ANY MORE!!!!!!

NOTE: in the next several months (that's how long it will take my lazy ass) 'weird al is god' will be going through a series of up-heavles (i don't think i spelled that correctly). i'm getting tired of looking at the same damn thing. please be patient, not that you really care anyway.
thanks, management

"I like to singa, in the moona and the june-a and the springa"Weird Al is God?
Nope. Actually, that was just a gimmick to get you to look at my site. Now i have you under my complete control. But don't worry, i won't use you to satisfy my sexual fantasies. I pinky swear. I can also truthfully say that NO chinchillas were in any way harmed or molested during the making of my site.

In case you (the viewer) are wondering, i did not make this site to amaze you with my computer wizardry. i made this cuz i have something to say (even though it might be kinda stupid). so all you computer nerds who might be pissed cuz i don't have any cool graphics or whatever can fuck off. in the event that you are a computer nerd and you are pissed off, don't bother signing my guestbook, i don't care what you have to say anyway.
thank you for your time, management.