Things that i hate
this is just a list of all of the things i hate. they are in random order.
1. hunting magazines- obviously it isn't bad enough that you people shoot poor defenseless animals, but you have to read about shooting poor defenseless animals too. hunters make me sick. i think it's safe to say that gun magazines and soldier magazines fall into this catagory also.
2. QVC- i think that this channel is a big waste of time.
3. Morphine- i honesly don't know how you drug addicts do it. i was on morphine once and i felt like i was gonna barf all over.
4. Backstreet Boys fans- personally, i have nothing against the backstreet boys. it's their fans i can't stand. don't you kids have lives? go home, play with your barbies. well, i guess some of their fans are okay, but, it's the militant ones that really scare the snot out of me. you know, the ones who have BSB shit all over them. everyone thinks that they are all cute until you say something unfavorable about BSB, and then they beat the shit out of you. HEY! 'N sync fans, this applies to you too.
5. Coke drinkers- i only have one thing to say to you. you are all going to burn in hell.
6. Mormons/Jehovahs Witnesses- i don't know what it is about them, they just really freak me out. i think maybe it's cuz they all knock on doors looking for poor insecure people to recruit for their evil cults. i bet that what the rest of the world doesn't see is that they both preform human sacrifices. they have the world fooled. but you don't have me fooled you crazy bastards. i'm on to your evil ways.
7. Pregnant Women in Swim Suits- god dammit! put some friggin clothes on. nobody wants to KNOW that you had sex. c'mon, you're scarin' the children.
8. Morning Boogers- man, i hate it when i wake up and my nose is all crusty with boogers. where do they come from? they weren't there before i went to sleep. am i the only one who gets them???
9. My Mother Trying to Dance- sometimes when i'm watching tv and music comes on, my mom stands right infront of it and dances. my mom cannot dance. it embarrasses me even when there is no one around. help, someone.
10. Guys With Bigger Tits Than Me- i find it extremely offensive when those muscle men have bigger breast than i do. i know that was not their original plan before they started to lift weights, but just the same, i think it's rude. can't they have some sort of compassion for the small breasted women out there? is that too much to ask?
11. CANADA- holy shit. i have never felt so much hatred for anything like this before. canadians are rude and stupid. they lack in driving skills. i say that the americans nuke 'em
