"Face it, my friend--the force will be with us--always. Star Wars is the future."
"If I never see this friggin' town and the friggin' people in it again, it'll be too fucking soon..."
"Mommy? Why's his Pee-Pee littler than mine?" 
The Bluntman and Chronic Adventure
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