Funky Stuff To Do On The Elevator

Make race car noiseswhen people get on and off.
Repeatedly whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World."
Crack open your backpack and, while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Greet everyone with a warm smile and ask them to call you admiral.
Stare and grin at another person for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on!"
Make an explosion noise whenever someone presses a button.
Poor some apple juice in the corner and as soon as some one gets on, ask them where the nearest bathroom is.
Grimace painfully and grab your hair screaming "Shut up, Shut up"
Bet other passangers that you can fit a 10c piece up your nose.
Hold your cell phone to your ear and yell "What do you mean I should plead criminally insane?"
~From Phil~
Draw a chalk square in the middle, curl up in a ball, and insist that it is your "personal space"
Try and pull the doors open and look embarassed when they open by themselves.
Don't let anybody off, and state you dropped a penny and refuse to move until you hear it go clink at the bottom
Press all the buttons, then on each floor, get off, and immediately get back on (best done in a HUGE building)
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, and don't get off at any floor
Stare at another passenger for a while, then yell:"you're one of them!" and move to a far corner of the elevator
When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons
Leave a box between the doors
Shadow box
Lean against the button panel
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" ~From Matty.A.~

the funky stuff to do at Wallmart page

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