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Straight From the
Stalls of the Bathroom
There’s TP Attached to What? Well, Now it’s a Trend That's Not Supposed to be in the Toilet! Amuse Your Inner
Vandal
Mom Doesn't Like this Band? TURN EM UP! Wonder What These Guys Sound Like With Bass Cranked... Stuff to Either See, or to Make Out to Stuff That Can Be
Done With Spray Paint
Roses are Red, Blood is Too... And This One Time...At Band Camp... The Cops Are Hunting Us Down
For These Ones
Yeah, Ok, We're Ripping off Letterman Use These When Appropriate...Which Can Be Any Time You
Want This Shit Amused Us, Let it Amuse You Too Our Little Demented Comic…Isn’t it Cute in a Psychopathic
Way?
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Advice-(ăd-vīs)
Opinion about what could or should be done about a situation or problem;
counsel. Do you have questions about
life in general that you would rather be caught dead than asking your
parents? If you do ask them to your parental units, will they commit you? If
so, then you’ve come to the right place. Welcome to the corner of the zine
that will allow you to ask two competent, all knowing and wizened
individuals: Kendra, amateur psychologist and smart-ass extrordinaire, or
Crissy, ex football player and resident bad-ass. So, if you have an off the
wall question about ANYTHING, these are the two to come to. These two counsel
more than their fair share of individuals every single day, so they’re pretty
much professional at this, without the piece of paper that says they get paid
for it. So, if you have an off the question or two that you’re dying to have
answered, then please, email these two at CrayonSkribble@hotmail.com
(Kendra) or Sun1331@earthlink.net
(Crissy). They’ll be more than happy to help you out, with minimal sarcasm,
and full-fledged honesty! =) |
