A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."
A wrinkle in time
Source: Jokes.com
A little girl got on her grandpa's lap and said, "Did God make me?"
"Yes," the grandpa replied.
"Did God make you too?"
"Yes," the grandpa said.
"Well," the little girl said, while running her fingers down his wrinkles and looking at his thinning hair, "He sure is doing a better job nowadays!"
God''''s Identity
Source: Jokes.com
One day a little boy asks his mom questions about God. He goes up to his mother and asks, "Well, son, he''''s a boy and a girl"
So he asks his mother, "Mom, is God black or white?"
Again not really knowing what to say, the mother tells her son, "Well ,son, he''''s black and white."
So the little boy looks at his mother as though he finally understands and says, "Ohhhh, I didn''''t know that God was Michael Jackson!"
The Bear and his Feet
Source: Taylor herself
Taylor: What did the bear wear on his feet?
Responder: His paws??
Taylor: No, nothing he was bearfoot.
The Kid and the Lollipop
Source: Taylor herself
The kid fell in love with the lollipop. But, when the kid had to go out he wasn't allowed to bring the lolliopop with him.
The kid said, "I have to go out, don't stop getting sweeter than you are."
The Flying Clock
Source: Taylor herself
Taylor: Why did the man throw a clock out the window?
