| Menu | Jokes Jokes There was an Aggie that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a rich kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a rich kid, took him behind a tree and told him "I've kidnapped you." The Aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your rich kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, A Poor Aggie." The Aggie then pinned the note to the rich kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his rich parents. The next morning the Aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could you possibly do this to a fellow Aggie?!"
And now for a pro-Aggie joke: Q. What do you call an Aggie after being out of college for 4 years? A. Boss. |
