The new school year started on Monday, today was Friday. My wife
had asked my to take my two young sons to the barbers for their annual
back to school haircuts. I had the day of work, and wanted to change
the oil on the car, so it wasn’t almost lunch-time before I was
ready to take them down to town.
Having parked the car, we walked down a small passage to the small
barber-shop, and as it came into view I cursed, instantly remembering
the promise I had made to myself last year, not to come on the last
day of the holidays, the queue stretched out of the door into alley.
I peered inside, seeing the three barbers beavering away, smartening
up three kids, clippers and scissors working away harmoniously. Inside
every seat was taken, smaller kids sitting on their parent’s knee,
older siblings standing alongside.
Outside was at least another six children, all patiently waiting their
turn. It crossed my mind to turn back and come back later, but the
queue may be longer next time. I glanced at the boys, their scraggy
mops testifying that they hadn’t seen a barber for some time.
Suddenly the queue edged forward, as a man came out with three
children, all now sporting the same neatly trimmed haircut, I peered
inside again, and saw another young lad climbing down from one of the
barber’s chairs, he and his mate took their smart ivy league cuts
with them down the street. The queue shuffled forward and we were
standing in the doorway. I decided we’d stop, the queue seemed to be
moving quickly, and also three lads had started queuing behind us
already.
Standing at the door, I watched the three barbers, marvelling at the
speed with which they clipped each boys hair, hardly pausing, but
never seeming to make a mistake. Nobody was allowed to hold up the
production line, as every customer left the shop the queue would
shuffle up around the shop, and deposit another child off the end for
a barber to seat in his chair.
The shop was as quiet as ever, hardly anyone speaking, and those that
were whispering. The radio was drowned out by the sound of buzzing
clippers and clicking scissors. I was seated now, my youngest on my
knee, and I looked at the carpet of hair on the floor in front of me.
Clearly the barber-shop had been very busy since opening this morning.
Josh had his nose tucked inside a pop magazine he’d found in the
magazine rack.
It was just after one, when at last I could put my younger son Tim, in
one of the barber’s chairs. He sat still as the barber wrapped the
cape around him. The barber combed his hair and asked him how he’d
like it cut. Time as normal was too shy to reply, and looked across at
me. I stood up and went over. I picked up a handful of the hair that
fell over his collar, and said ‘This needs to go’, then I reached
for some of the weighty hair sat on top of his hears, muttering ‘and
this - short back and sides today I think’.
Tim said nothing, as the barber took clippers and comb together and
sheared away at the unsightly mop, rapidly transforming this young
thug into someone a father would be proud to be seen with. Tim sat
very still, although he did look a little unsettled as large tufts of
hair began falling around his small shoulders, even from my viewpoint
back on the bench there looked to be a lot of hair coming off, much
more that I’d realised he even had.
The barber parted his hair into a centre parting, and cut his fringe
mid-way up his forehead, the scissors snipped away at the style
cutting his hair shorter and shorter, until the barber was satisfied
that the haircut was smart enough to advertise the quality of a
haircut in his shop. Just as he was finishing up, I was aware that my
elder son Josh had just climbed into the middle chair, and the barber
was securing the cape around him.
Josh had persuaded me to let him grow and keep his hair like his
favourite pop star, he’d shown me a magazine cutting of the look he
was after. It would take a while to grow the length as long as he
wanted, the style seemed to be thick shoulder length hair, the fringe
equally long, but clicked back out of his eyes. In order to grew and
keep his hair like this he’d agreed to improve on his schoolwork,
and had agreed that should he not improve every one of his school
grades that hair would have to go.
Well at the end of last term he brought with his the long awaited
report card, and it was a clear improvement, though not as good as
I’d hoped. It would have been wrong to punish him for improving, so
I didn’t remind him of the conditions of our pact, and let him keep
his hair for the holidays. My wife and I discussed what we should do,
and reluctantly decided to let him keep his hair like this, on
condition he continued to keep up the obvious effort he was making at
school, I was to sit him down and tell him this over the weekend.
The barber was busy consulting with Josh, who was describing in great
detail how he wanted his hair to be trimmed, the barber was studying a
magazine cutting, probably the one I had seen a year or so before.
Tim jumped down from the chair and came back across to sit on my knee.
There was still a long queue in the shop, despite it being lunch-time.
I patted him on the head, stroking his soft hair, now neatly groomed
into place, proudly.
Another lad had taken Tim’s place in the chair, and the clippers
were raging in his ear. I looked across at the middle chair. The
barber, the oldest of the three by probably twenty years, was
conscripting another young lad into his private army. This guy had a
reputation for always giving much shorter haircuts than the other two
guys, many of the older lads were always disappointed if they ended up
in his chair, and would often give up their place in the queue to
avoid him, unless their parents were there.
The lad in the chair, was losing a serious amount of hair, and rapidly
at that! The boy’s shoulders were already covered in long brown
strands of hair, falling down the front of the cape to his knees.
Occasionally a bundle of hair would topple over his knees on to the
floor, only to be replaced by another falling lock from his shoulder.
The barber stepped to one side, and I watched as the scissors removed
the hair covering this boys ears, I thought what an improvement this
was, and the split second later realised that this was Josh in the
chair. I folded away the newspaper I had been reading, and watched.
The barber had used his scissors to cut Josh’s hair shorter than I
had ever made him wear it before, but what was odd was Josh didn’t
appear to mind, indeed he looked pleased with what he was undergoing.
I decided that I would never understand children.
The barber reached for his clippers, paused for a moment to study the
magazine cutting he placed in the counter once more, and selected an
attachment.
I watched along with the rest of the shop, even more of his hair fall
to the cape. The barber removed the attachment, and tapered the hair
into his neck, each hair groomed with military precision. He worked
around the ears, again tapering as he went. He stood back and brushed
away at the loose hairs, before attending to the top.
He sprayed the top with water, and combed the remaining hairs into a
side parting, taking special care to trap every hair. Thinning
scissors then blended the hair, high above his ears and back of his
head, finishing at his now short fringe, which the barber cut into,
making it sparse and more natural.
He finished with some wax, worked well into the hair, ensuring the
short hairs had no chance of escaping from the chosen style. The
barber was finished, and he handed the magazine picture back to my
son, he reached for the hand mirror and showed him the new short look,
my son smiled, nodding his approval.
In no time, the barber had brushed away the mountain of hair resting
on Josh’s shoulders, to join the rest on the floor of the shop, and
freed Josh from the chair. Josh had lived up to his part of the
bargain after all without any pressure, I admired him for that, in
those few minutes he had grown up right in front of my eyes, and I
loved him dearly for it. This had been a red letter day, he had
honour!
I paid the barber for the two cuts, and walked out proudly, flanked by
two smart young men. I thought about asking why Josh had decided to
cut his hair so short, but decided against it.
I walked with the boys back into town, keen to reward them both, we
ambled into a record shop, and I agreed to buy each of them a tape. As
I went to the counter to pay, I looked up and saw a poster of a guy
sporting the same hairstyle as my son, and across the top in large red
letters, was the name of my son’s favourite pop group.
I walked back to the car, it didn’t matter why he’d had his
haircut, I would always be proud of him.